-- SOCIALS.LUA
-- This is the socials data file
-- Revised: 2009.10.30
-- Author: Jason Murdick
f = loadfile(GetAppSetting("dataPath") .. "\\modules\\module_base.lua")();


systemLog("=================== REALMMUD SETUP - SOCIAL COMMANDS ===================");
newSocial = createSocial("Accuse");
social.this = newSocial;
social.this.CharNoArg = "Accuse whom?";
social.this.OthersNoArg = "$n is in an accusing mood.";
social.this.CharFound = "You look accusingly at $N.";
social.this.OthersFound = "$n looks accusingly at $N.";
social.this.VictFound = "$n looks accusingly at you.";
social.this.CharAuto = "You accuse yourself.";
social.this.OthersAuto = "$n seems to have a bad conscience.";

--#SOCIAL
--Name        ack
--CharNoArg   You gasp and say 'ACK!' at your mistake.
--OthersNoArg $n ACKS at $l big mistake.
--CharFound   You ACK $k.
--OthersFound $n ACKS $n.
--VictFound   $n ACKS you.
--CharAuto    You ACK yourself.
--OthersAuto  $n ACKS $kself.  Must be a bad day.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        addict
--CharNoArg   You stand and admit to all in the Space, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'
--OthersNoArg $n stands and says, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'
--CharFound   You tell $k that you are addicted to $l love.
--OthersFound $n tells $n that $j is addicted to $l love.
--VictFound   $n tells you that $j is addicted to your love.
--CharAuto    You stand and admit to all in the Space, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'
--OthersAuto  $n stands and says, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        adore
--CharNoArg   You are looking for someone to adore!
--OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to adore!
--CharFound   You look at $n with adoring eyes.
--OthersFound $n looks at $n with adoring eyes.
--VictFound   $n looks at you with adoring eyes.
--CharAuto    Aww! You adore yourself!
--OthersAuto  $n adores $kself soooo much!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        again
--CharNoArg   You think, "not again!"
--OthersNoArg $n hits $l head on a tree and cries, "Not AGAIN!?"
--CharFound   You beg $n to do it again!  You must have enjoyed the first time.
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and says, "Thank you, may I have another?"
--VictFound   $n begs you for a repeat performance. Do it again!
--CharAuto    You make a mental note to do that again.
--OthersAuto  $n makes a mental note to do what $j just did more often!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        agree
--CharNoArg   You seem to be in an agreeable mood.
--OthersNoArg $n seems to agree.
--CharFound   You agree with $k.
--OthersFound $n agrees with $n.
--VictFound   $n agrees with you.
--CharAuto    Well I hope you would agree with yourself!
--OthersAuto  $n agrees with $kself, of course.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        ahem
--CharNoArg   You clear your throat loudly and look slowly around.
--OthersNoArg $n clears $l throat loudly and looks around.
--CharFound   You cock an eyebrow at $n and clear your throat.
--OthersFound $n cocks an eyebrow at $n and clears $l throat.
--VictFound   $n cocks an eyebrow at you and clears $l throat.
--CharAuto    You quickly clear your throat and glance around nervously.
--OthersAuto  $n suddenly clears $l throat and glances around nervously.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        alfalfa
--CharNoArg   You hear a strange voice yell 'Spaaanky!'
--OthersNoArg $n's eyes look puzzled as $j hears strange voices...
--CharFound   You point a finger, making a lone hair on the back of $n's noggin sproing to attention.
--OthersFound $n points a finger, making a lone hair on the back of $n's noggin sproing to attention.
--VictFound   $n points a finger, making a lone hair on the back of your noggin sproing to attention.
--CharAuto    Buy some mousse.
--OthersAuto  $n dreams of mousse.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        alligator
--CharNoArg   You hop around like you were just bitten by an alligator.
--OthersNoArg $n was just bitten by an alligator!! OW!!
--CharFound   You throw an alligator at $n.
--OthersFound $n throws an alligator at $n!!
--VictFound   $n throws an alligator at you!!
--CharAuto    You wrestle with an alligator.
--OthersAuto  $n wrestles with an alligator, the alligator seems to have the upper hand.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        apologize
--CharNoArg   You apologize for your behavior.
--OthersNoArg $n apologizes for $l rude behavior.
--CharFound   You apologize to $k.
--OthersFound $n apologizes to $n.
--VictFound   $n apologizes to you.
--CharAuto    You apologize to yourself.
--OthersAuto  $n apologizes to $kself.  Hmmmm.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        applaud
--CharNoArg   Clap, clap, clap.
--OthersNoArg $n gives a round of applause.
--CharFound   You clap at $l actions.
--OthersFound $n claps at $n's actions.
--VictFound   $n gives you a round of applause.  You MUST'VE done something good!
--CharAuto    You applaud at yourself.  Boy, are we conceited!
--OthersAuto  $n applauds at $kself.  Boy, are we conceited!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        arf
--CharNoArg   You exclaim, "Arf! Arf! Arf!"
--OthersNoArg $n exclaims, "Arf! Arf! Arf!"
--CharFound   You look at $n and exclaim, "Arf! Arf! Arf!"
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and exclaims, "Arf! Arf! Arf!"
--VictFound   $n looks at you and exclaims, "Arf! Arf! Arf!"
--CharAuto    You run around the Space exclaiming, "Arf! Arf! Arf!"
--OthersAuto  $n runs around the Space exclaiming, "Arf! Arf! Arf!"
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        babble
--CharNoArg   You begin to babble like an idiot.
--OthersNoArg $n begins to babble like an idiot.
--CharFound   You begin to babble at $n and $j can't understand a word you are saying.
--OthersFound $n tries to say something to $n but just babbles like an idiot.
--VictFound   $n tries to talk to you but just babbles like an idiot.
--CharAuto    You babble at yourself.
--OthersAuto  $n begins to babble like an idiot.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        babe
--CharNoArg   You strike a pose in your most babe-like style!
--OthersNoArg $n strikes a pose in $l most babe-like style!
--CharFound   You look at $n and think, "Wow! What a babe!"
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and thinks, "Wow! What a babe!"
--VictFound   $n thinks you are a supreme babe!
--CharAuto    You think you are a babe!
--OthersAuto  $n seems to think that $j is a babe!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        baffle
--CharNoArg   You scrunch up your face cuz you are totally baffled!
--OthersNoArg $n scrunches up $l face cuz $j is totally baffled!
--CharFound   You scrunch up your face at $n cuz $l behavior totally baffles you!
--OthersFound $n scrunches up $l face at $n cuz $n is totally baffled by $n!
--VictFound   $n scrunches up $l face at you cuz you totally baffle $k!
--CharAuto    You baffle yourself.
--OthersAuto  $n seems to be baffled by $l own thoughts.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        bagel
--CharNoArg   You pop a bagel in the fire and toast it till it's golden brown.
--OthersNoArg $n pops a bagel in the fire and toasts it till it's golden brown.
--CharFound   You pull a golden brown bagel from the fire and give it to $n.
--OthersFound $n pulls a golden brown bagel from the fire and gives it to $n.
--VictFound   $n pulls a golden brown bagel from the fire and gives it to you.
--CharAuto    Your pull a golden brown bagel from the fire and pop it in your mouth. Yummy!
--OthersAuto  $n pulls a golden brown bagel from the fire and pops it into $l mouth. Yummy!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        bah
--CharNoArg   You utter "Bah" out of frustration.
--OthersNoArg $n says, "Bah" and turns away in contempt.
--CharFound   You utter incoherent words in your state of anxiety.
--OthersFound $n begins making sheeplike noises.
--VictFound   $n bahs at you.
--CharAuto    Talking to yourself again?
--OthersAuto  $n is obviously frustrated at something or someone..
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        banana
--CharNoArg   Daylight come, me want go home.
--OthersNoArg $n leans way back, and bellows forth, 'DAAAAAAAYO!'
--CharFound   You sneak up on $n, and sing, 'DAAAAAYO!'  Bananas are dancing before $l eyes.
--OthersFound $n sneaks up behind $n and screams 'DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY-O' at the top of $l lungs.. Bananas are dancing before $l eyes now.
--VictFound   DAAAAAYO! Ack! Bananas! Bananas everywhere!  $n snickers at your predicament.
--CharAuto    Daylight come, me want go home.
--OthersAuto  $n bellows forth, 'DAAAAAYO!' and dances a little rumba.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        bandaid
--CharNoArg   You search for a bandage for your wounds.
--CharFound   You give $k a bandaid.
--VictFound   $n gives you a bandaid. Hope it helps :(
--CharAuto    You put a bandaid over your finger.  Does it feel better now?
--OthersAuto  $n puts a bandaid over $l finger.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        barf
--CharNoArg   You scream out "I'm gonna be sick!" and then heave your stomach contents onto the ground.
--OthersNoArg $n is so sick that $j tells everyone "I gotta barf!".
--CharFound   You yell at $n "Run!  I gotta barf" and then spill out your dinner on $n.
--OthersFound $n barfs all over $n!  Yecchh what a mess!
--VictFound   $n has just projectile vomited all over your nice, clean armor!
--CharAuto    You say to yourself "Am I ever sick!" and then barf up your dinner!
--OthersAuto  $n begins to projectile vomit over everything in the Space!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        bark
--CharNoArg   Woof!  Woof!
--OthersNoArg $n barks like a dog.
--CharFound   You bark at $k.
--OthersFound $n barks at $n.
--VictFound   $n barks at you.
--CharAuto    You bark at yourself.  Woof!  Woof!
--OthersAuto  $n barks at $kself.  Woof!  Woof!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        bashful
--CharNoArg   For some reason, you start feeling very bashful.
--OthersNoArg $n begins looking quite bashful.
--CharFound   You look up at $n, look at the ground and bashfully trace figure eights with your foot.
--OthersFound $n looks at $n, then bashfully stares at $l feet.
--VictFound   $n looks up at you, then bashfully traces figure eights with $l foot.
--CharAuto    For some reason, you start feeling very bashful.
--OthersAuto  $n begins looking quite bashful.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        bbl
--CharNoArg   You announce that you will be back later.
--OthersNoArg $n announces that $j'll be back later.
--CharFound   You inform $k that you will be back later.
--OthersFound $n informs $n that $j will be back later
--VictFound   $n informs you that $j will be back later
--CharAuto    You mumble to yourself that you'll be back later.
--OthersAuto  $n mumbles to $kself that $j'll be back later.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        bearhug
--CharNoArg   You hug a grizzly bear.
--OthersNoArg $n hugs a flea-infested grizzly bear.
--CharFound   You bearhug $k.
--OthersFound $n bearhugs $n.  Some ribs break.
--VictFound   $n bearhugs you.  Wonder what's coming next?
--CharAuto    You bearhug yourself.
--OthersAuto  $n bearhugs $kself.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        beckon
--CharNoArg   Psst, c'mon.  Anyone?
--OthersNoArg $n beckons to the air.  That might prove wise if $j gets stranded in a medieval submarine.
--CharFound   You beckon $n follow you through rain, snow, dragons' lairs and even *gulp* lag.
--OthersFound $n beckons $n follow $k.  You smell a rat.
--VictFound   $n beckons you follow $k through rain, snow, dragons' lairs and even *gulp* lag.
--CharAuto    Psst, c'mon $n.
--OthersAuto  $n beckons $n follow $n.  Ooooooook.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        beer
--CharNoArg   You draw a cold, frosty beer.
--OthersNoArg $n downs a cold, frosty beer.
--CharFound   You draw a cold, frosty beer for $n.
--OthersFound $n draws a cold, frosty beer for $n.
--VictFound   $n draws a cold, frosty beer for you.
--CharAuto    You pour yourself a cold, frosty beer and think, "It just doesn't get better than this."
--OthersAuto  $n draws $kself a beer.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        beg
--CharNoArg   You beg the gods for mercy.
--OthersNoArg The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.
--CharFound   You desperately beg for a favor from $n.
--OthersFound $n gets on $l knees begging for a favor from $n..how unbecoming.
--VictFound   $n is begging you for something.
--CharAuto    Begging yourself for money doesn't help.
--OthersAuto  $n begs for a favor.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        behead
--CharNoArg   You look around for some heads to cut off.
--OthersNoArg $n looks around for some heads to cut off.
--CharFound   You grin evilly at $n and brandish your weapon.
--OthersFound $n grins evilly at $n while brandishing $l weapon!
--VictFound   $n grins evilly at you, brandishing $l weapon.
--CharAuto    I really don't think you want to do that...
--OthersAuto  $n is so desperate for exp that $j tries to decapitate $kself!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        bkiss
--CharNoArg   Blow a kiss to whom?
--OthersNoArg $n blows at $l hand.
--CharFound   You blow a kiss to $k.
--OthersFound $n blows a kiss to $n.  Touching, ain't it?
--VictFound   $n blows a kiss to you.  Not as good as a real one, huh?
--CharAuto    You blow a kiss to yourself.
--OthersAuto  $n blows a kiss to $kself.  Weird.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        blank
--CharNoArg   You get a blank look on your face.
--OthersNoArg $n gets a blank look on $l face.
--CharFound   You look at $n but draw a complete blank.
--OthersFound $n looks at $n but draws a blank.
--VictFound   $n looks at you and draws a total blank.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        blast
--CharNoArg   You count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 and blast off!
--OthersNoArg $n counts down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 and blasts off.
--CharFound   You look at $n and give $k a real blast.
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and gives $k a real blast!
--VictFound   $n looks at you and gives you a real blast!
--CharAuto    Do you really think that's polite?
--OthersAuto  $n looks as though $j wants a blast.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        bleed
--CharNoArg   You bleed all over the Space!
--OthersNoArg $n bleeds all over the Space!  Get out of $l way!
--CharFound   You bleed all over $k!
--OthersFound $n bleeds all over $n.  Better leave, you may be next!
--VictFound   $n bleeds all over you!  YUCK!
--CharAuto    You bleed all over yourself!
--OthersAuto  $n bleeds all over $kself.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        bleh
--CharNoArg   You grimace as if tasting something hideous and say "BLEH!"
--OthersNoArg $n sticks $l tongue out and says "Bleh!"
--CharFound   You "bleh!" right in $n's face!
--OthersFound $n says "bleh!" while making a horrid face at $n.
--VictFound   $n looks right at you and says "BLEH!"
--CharAuto    You bleh at yourself in response to something disagreeable.
--OthersAuto  $n blehs at the thought of something.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        blink
--CharNoArg   You blink in utter disbelief.
--OthersNoArg $n blinks in utter disbelief.
--CharFound   You blink at $k in confusion.
--OthersFound $n blinks at $n in confusion.
--VictFound   $n blinks at you in confusion.
--CharAuto    You are sooooooooooooo confused
--OthersAuto  $n blinks at $kself in complete confusion.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        blownose
--CharNoArg   You blow your nose loudly.
--OthersNoArg $n blows $l nose loudly.
--CharFound   You blow your nose on $l shirt.
--OthersFound $n blows $l nose on $n's shirt.
--VictFound   $n blows $l nose on your shirt.
--CharAuto    You blow your nose on your shirt.
--OthersAuto  $n blows $l nose on $l shirt.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        blunk
--CharNoArg   You try to blink but blunk instead.
--OthersNoArg $n tries to blink but $j blunks instead.
--CharFound   You blunk at $n.
--OthersFound $n blunks at $n.
--VictFound   $n blunks at you.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        blush
--CharNoArg   Your cheeks are burning.
--OthersNoArg $n blushes.
--CharFound   You get all flustered up seeing $k.
--OthersFound $n blushes as $j sees $n here.
--VictFound   $n blushes as $j sees you here.  Such an effect on people!
--CharAuto    You blush at your own folly.
--OthersAuto  $n blushes as $j notices $l boo-boo.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        boggle
--CharNoArg   You boggle in complete incomprehension.
--OthersNoArg $n boggles in complete incomprehension.
--CharFound   You boggle in complete incomprehension of $l actions.
--OthersFound $n boggles in complete incomprehension of $n's actions.
--VictFound   $n boggles in complete incomprehension of your actions.
--CharAuto    You boggle in complete incomprehension of your own actions.  Confused?
--OthersAuto  $n boggles, plain and simple.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        bonk
--CharNoArg   You look for someone to bonk!
--OthersNoArg $n looks around for someone to bonk! Better start running now!
--CharFound   You bonk $n! BONK!! BONK!! BONK!!
--OthersFound $n bonks $n! BONK!! BONK!! BONK!!
--VictFound   $n bonks you! BONK!! BONK!! BONK!!
--CharAuto    You bonk yourself! Owwwww!! Waaaaaaaaaaa!
--OthersAuto  $n bonks $kself! Whatta loon.. eh?
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        bounce
--CharNoArg   BOIINNNNNNGG!
--OthersNoArg $n bounces around.
--CharFound   You bounce onto $l lap.
--OthersFound $n bounces onto $n's lap.
--VictFound   $n bounces onto your lap.
--CharAuto    You bounce your head like a basketball.
--OthersAuto  $n plays basketball with $l head.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        bow
--CharNoArg   You bow deeply.
--OthersNoArg $n bows deeply.
--CharFound   You bow before $k.
--OthersFound $n bows before $n.
--VictFound   $n bows before you.
--CharAuto    You kiss your toes.
--OthersAuto  $n folds up like a jack knife and kisses $l own toes.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        brainstorm
--CharNoArg   Ignoring the cautions of the gods themselves, you turn your brain on.
--OthersNoArg $n, ignoring the gods' many cautions, turns $l brain on.
--CharFound   $n shivers in terror as thoughts begin to flow through your mighty noggin.
--OthersFound $n shivers in terror as thoughts begin to flow through $n's mighty noggin.
--VictFound   You shiver in terror as you notice thoughts flowing through $n's mighty noggin.
--CharAuto    Even the gods themselves don't know what might possibly be done about you and your noggin.
--OthersAuto  $n attempts to squeeze some thoughts from $l noggin, making the gods themselves, terrorized by this display, run.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        brb
--CharNoArg   You announce that you will be right back.
--OthersNoArg $n says in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'
--CharFound   You announce to $k that you will be right back.
--OthersFound $n says to $n in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'
--VictFound   $n says to you in a stern voice, 'I'll be right back!'
--CharAuto    You mumble to yourself, 'I'll be right back'
--OthersAuto  $n mumbles to $kself, 'I'll be right back, won't I?'
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        bristle
--CharNoArg   You clench your teeth and bristle with anger.
--OthersNoArg $n clenches $l teeth and bristles with anger.
--CharFound   You glare at $n, bristling with anger.
--OthersFound $n glares at $n, bristling with anger.
--VictFound   $n glares at you, bristling with anger.
--CharAuto    Your bristle at your foolishness.
--OthersAuto  $n bristles at $kself and $l foolishness.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        brownie
--CharNoArg   You munch on a delicious brownie ... You begin to feel light headed.
--OthersNoArg $n munches on a funny-looking brownie. $n begins to feel light headed.
--CharFound   You give $n a funny-looking brownie.
--OthersFound $n gives $n a funny-looking brownie.
--VictFound   $n gives you a funny-looking brownie. Be careful!
--CharAuto    You look very strange giving yourself a brownie.
--OthersAuto  $n gives $kself a brownie, $j might be a BIT strange.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        brush
--CharNoArg   Brush what? Who? Where?
--OthersNoArg $n seems to be looking for someone to brush.
--CharFound   You brush out $l hair for $k.  Very thoughtful.
--OthersFound $n brushes $n's hair for $k.  Looks better now.
--VictFound   $n brushes out your hair.  How nice of $k.
--CharAuto    You brush out your hair.  There - much better.
--OthersAuto  $n brushes out $l hair.  Looks much better now.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        bungee
--CharNoArg   You look around slyly, trying to find someone to kick off the mud.
--OthersNoArg $n looks around slyly, trying to find someone to kick off the mud.
--CharFound   You whip out a bungee cord, stick it on $n, and kick $k off the mud!
--OthersFound $n whips out a bungee cord, sticks it on $n, and pushes $k off the mud.
--VictFound   $n whips out a bungee cord, sticks it on you, and pushes you off the mud!! Eeeep!
--CharAuto    You connect yourself to a bungee cord, and jump off the mud! Bombs away!!
--OthersAuto  $n connects itself to a bungee cord and jumps off the mud! Phew, you were hoping $j would leave soon!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        bunny
--CharNoArg   You strike a pose just like a widdle bunny hunny. Awww.
--OthersNoArg $n strikes a pose just like a widdle bunny hunny. Awww.
--CharFound   You look at $n and say, "That's my widdle bunny hunny!"
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and says, "That's my widdle bunny hunny!"
--VictFound   $n looks at you and says, "That's my widdle bunny hunny!"
--CharAuto    Awww... Do you miss your bunny?
--OthersAuto  $n looks as though $j misses $l little bunny.  Aww...
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        burp
--CharNoArg   You burp loudly.
--OthersNoArg $n burps loudly.
--CharFound   You burp loudly to $k in response.
--OthersFound $n burps loudly in response to $n's remark.
--VictFound   $n burps loudly in response to your remark.
--CharAuto    You burp at yourself.
--OthersAuto  $n burps at $kself.  What a sick sight.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        bye
--CharNoArg   You say goodbye to all in the Space.
--OthersNoArg $n says goodbye to everyone in the Space.
--CharFound   You say goodbye to $n.
--OthersFound $n says goodbye to $n.
--VictFound   $n says goodbye to you.
--CharAuto    You say goodbye to yourself.  Contemplating suicide?
--OthersAuto  $n says goodbye to $kself.  Is $j contemplating suicide?
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        cackle
--CharNoArg   You throw back your head and cackle with insane glee!
--OthersNoArg $n throws back $l head and cackles with insane glee!
--CharFound   You cackle gleefully at $n.
--OthersFound $n cackles gleefully at $n.
--VictFound   $n cackles gleefully at you.  Better keep your distance from $k.
--CharAuto    You cackle at yourself.  Now, THAT'S strange!
--OthersAuto  $n is really crazy now!  $j cackles at $kself.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        caress
--CharNoArg   Who needs to be caressed?
--OthersNoArg $n caresses $l hands softly because no one else will.
--CharFound   You gently caress $l face.
--OthersFound $n gently caresses $n's face.
--VictFound   $n gently caresses your face.
--CharAuto    You gently caress your face. My, what soft skin.
--OthersAuto  $n gently caresses $l face.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        catnap
--CharNoArg   You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep.
--OthersNoArg $n curls $kself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep.
--CharFound   You curl up in $l lap and go to sleep.
--OthersFound $n curls up in $n's lap and goes to sleep.
--VictFound   $n curls up in your lap and goes to sleep.
--CharAuto    You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep.
--OthersAuto  $n curls $kself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        challenge
--CharNoArg   Challenge who?
--OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to challenge to a fight to the death!
--CharFound   You challenge $n to a fight to the death.
--OthersFound $n challenges $n to a fight to the death.
--VictFound   $n challenges you to a fight to the death.
--CharAuto    Challenge YOURSELF to a fight to the death?  I think not...
--OthersAuto  $n tries to challenge $kself, how odd.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        charge
--CharNoArg   Geronimo!!!
--OthersNoArg $n runs smack dab into a nearby wall.  Oh, sweet victory...
--CharFound   You duck your head and charge toward $n.
--OthersFound $n ducks $l head, stamps $l foot three times and charges toward $n.
--VictFound   $n lowers $l head, stamps $l foot three times and runs toward you screaming.. 
--CharAuto    You scream, 'Geronimo!,' as you chase yourself about the Space.
--OthersAuto  $n screams, 'Geronimo!,' as they chase themself about the Space.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        cheer
--CharNoArg   And the peasants rejoiced...
--OthersNoArg $n emits an unrivaled cheer! Woo!
--CharFound   You show your wild enthusiasm for your new friend, $n.
--OthersFound $n cheers maniacally as $n shows them who's boss.
--VictFound   $n cheers you on like it's going out of style.
--CharAuto    Go me!
--OthersAuto  $n thinks $j's pretty damned neat.  Go $n!!!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        cheesecake
--CharNoArg   You wish you had some cheesecake....yummmm.
--OthersNoArg $n wishes $j had some cheesecake....yummmm.
--CharFound   You start begging $n for some cheesecake...how pathetic.
--OthersFound $n is begging $n for some cheesecake...how pathetic.
--VictFound   $n tells you 'Please!  I'll do anything, just give me some cheesecake!'
--CharAuto    Desperate for cheesecake, you start nibbling on yourself!  Yuck!
--OthersAuto  $n starts thinking $j is a cheesecake and begins to nibble on $kself.  Yuck!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        chicken
--CharNoArg   You peer around the Space for cowards.
--OthersNoArg $n is looking for a coward.
--CharFound   You grin at $n and say 'Chicken?'
--OthersFound $n grins at $n and says 'Chicken?'
--VictFound   $n grins at you and says, 'Chicken?'
--CharAuto    You can't believe what a chicken you are.
--OthersAuto  $n shamefully admits $j's a chicken.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        chill
--CharNoArg   You mutter the words "chill out" to no one in particular.
--OthersNoArg $n stares off into space and mutters "chill out" to $l imaginary friends. They must be on crack or something.
--CharFound   You wish $n would just chill out!
--OthersFound $n turns to $n and shouts, "Chill out, freako!"
--VictFound   $n turns to you and shouts "Chill out, freako!"
--CharAuto    You chill.
--OthersAuto  $n chills.  They're so cool.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        chocolate
--CharNoArg   You are suffering from chocolate withdrawals.
--OthersNoArg $n is suffering from chocolate withdrawls.
--CharFound   You have given $n a Hershey Kiss. How Sweet  !
--OthersFound $n gives $n a big Hershey's kiss. How sweet!
--VictFound   $n has given you a big Hershey's Kiss. Awwwwww
--CharAuto    You suddenly feel like a Hershey's Kiss. You drool uncontrollably.
--OthersAuto  $n is suffering from a big chocolate witdrawl.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        chortle
--CharNoArg   You chortle with glee.
--OthersNoArg $n chortles with glee.
--CharFound   You chortle loudly at $k.
--OthersFound $n chortles loudly at $n.
--VictFound   $n chortles loudly at you.
--CharAuto    You chortle loudly to yourself.
--OthersAuto  $n chortles loudly to $kself.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        chuckle
--CharNoArg   You chuckle politely.
--OthersNoArg $n chuckles politely.
--CharFound   You chuckle at $l joke.
--OthersFound $n chuckles at $n's joke.
--VictFound   $n chuckles at your joke.
--CharAuto    You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.
--OthersAuto  $n chuckles at $l own joke, since none of you would.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        cigar
--CharNoArg   You light up a big cigar. All the females leave the Space.
--OthersNoArg $n lights up a big cigar. All the females leave the Space.
--CharFound   You give $n a big cigar and light it for $k. All the females flee the Space.
--OthersFound $n gives a big cigar to $n and light it for $k. All the females flee the Space.
--VictFound   $n gives you a big cigar and lights it for you. All the females flee the Space.
--CharAuto    You give a cigar to yourself, are you feeling ok?
--OthersAuto  $n gives $kself a cigar.  Hmmmmm.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        clap
--CharNoArg   You clap your hands together.
--OthersNoArg $n shows $l approval by clapping $l hands together.
--CharFound   You clap at $l performance.
--OthersFound $n claps at $n's performance.
--VictFound   $n claps at your performance.
--CharAuto    You clap at your own performance.
--OthersAuto  $n claps at $l own performance.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        clue
--CharNoArg   You want to give a clue to yourself? You must have no clue, eh?
--OthersNoArg $n thinks $j has a clue ... but $j is wrong.
--CharFound   You try to give $n a clue ... but $j is totally clueless ... whadda dork, eh?
--OthersFound $n tries to give $n a clue ... but $j is totally clueless ... whadda dork, eh?
--VictFound   $n tries to give you a clue ... $j must think you are totally clueless, eh?
--CharAuto    You want to give yourself a clue? Bonehead!
--OthersAuto  $n tries to give themself a clue ... but $j is totally clueless, eh?
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        coffee
--CharNoArg   You wish someone would give you a cup of coffee.
--OthersNoArg $n wishes someone would offer $k a cup of coffee.
--CharFound   You pour a steaming hot cup of coffee and give it to $n.
--OthersFound $n pours a steaming hot cup of coffee and gives it to $n.
--VictFound   $n pours a steaming hot cup of coffee and gives it to you.
--CharAuto    You pour yourself a cup of coffee. It is a necessity of mud life.
--OthersAuto  $n pours a steaming hot cup of coffee. Bet you had one too!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        comb
--CharNoArg   You comb your hair - perfect.
--OthersNoArg $n combs $l hair, how dashing!
--CharFound   You patiently untangle $n's hair - what a mess!
--OthersFound $n tries patiently to untangle $n's hair.
--VictFound   $n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.
--CharAuto    You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.
--OthersAuto  $n tries to comb $l tangled hair.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        comfort
--CharNoArg   Do you feel uncomfortable?
--OthersNoArg $n tries to comfort $kself, $j looks uncomfortable.
--CharFound   You comfort $k.
--OthersFound $n comforts $n.
--VictFound   $n comforts you.
--CharAuto    You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.
--OthersAuto  $n has no one to comfort $k but $kself.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        cookie
--CharNoArg   You munch thoughtfully on a chocolate-chip cookie.
--OthersNoArg $n munches thoughtfully on a chocolate-chip cookie.
--CharFound   You give a delectable chocolate-chip cookie to $n.
--OthersFound $n gives a delectable chocolate-chip cookie to $n.
--VictFound   $n gives a delectable chocolate-chip cookie to you.
--CharAuto    You want to give a cookie to yourself? 
--OthersAuto  $n tries to give a cookie to $kself. How selfish!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        cough
--CharNoArg   You cough to clear your throat and eyes and nose and....
--OthersNoArg $n coughs loudly.
--CharFound   You cough loudly.  It must be $l fault, $j gave you this cold.
--OthersFound $n coughs loudly, and glares at $n, like it is $l fault.
--VictFound   $n coughs loudly, and glares at you.  Did you give $k that cold?
--CharAuto    You cough loudly.  Why don't you take better care of yourself?
--OthersAuto  $n coughs loudly.  $n should take better care of $kself.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        cower
--CharNoArg   What are you afraid of?
--OthersNoArg $n cowers in the corner from claustrophobia.
--CharFound   You cower in the corner at the sight of $k.
--OthersFound $n cowers in the corner at the sight of $n.
--VictFound   $n cowers in the corner at the sight of you.
--CharAuto    You cower in the corner at the thought of yourself.  You scaredy cat!
--OthersAuto  $n cowers in the corner.  What is wrong with $k now?
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        cringe
--CharNoArg   You cringe in terror.
--OthersNoArg $n cringes in terror!
--CharFound   You cringe away from $k.
--OthersFound $n cringes away from $n in mortal terror.
--VictFound   $n cringes away from you.
--CharAuto    I beg your pardon?
--OthersAuto  $n cringes away from $kself, that has to be difficult.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        croak
--CharNoArg   You attempt to sing, but it sounds more like a croak. Take lessons :P
--OthersNoArg $n is in obvious need of singing lessons as $k begins to croak out a song!
--CharFound   You begin croaking out the song "Row Row Row Your Boat" to $n. Hmmm.
--OthersFound $n begins to croak to $n. You realize that $k is attempting to sing "Row Row Row Your Boat". Ick.
--VictFound   $n looks at you and begins to croak out a song. Ugh!
--CharAuto    You hum to yourself.
--OthersAuto  $n begins to croak to $kself.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        croon
--CharNoArg   You croon out a tune to everyone in the Space.
--OthersNoArg $n croons out a tune to everyone in the Space.
--CharFound   You croon out a tune to $n.
--OthersFound $n croons out a tune to $n.
--VictFound   $n croons out a tune to you.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        cruel
--CharNoArg   You make a face so cruel that everyone takes a step back in fear!
--OthersNoArg $n makes a face so cruel that everyone takes a step back in fear!
--CharFound   You give $n a look so cruel that $j fears for $l life!
--OthersFound $n gives $n a look so cruel that $j fears for $l life!
--VictFound   $n gives you a look so cruel that you fear for your life!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        crush
--CharNoArg   You squint and hold two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'
--OthersNoArg $n squints and holds two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'
--CharFound   You hold two fingers up at $k and say, 'I'm crushing your head!'
--OthersFound $n holds two fingers up at $n and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'
--VictFound   $n holds two fingers up at you and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'
--CharAuto    You crush yourself.  YEEEEOOOUUUUCH!
--OthersAuto  $n crushes $kself into the ground.  OUCH!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        cry
--CharNoArg   Waaaaah ...
--OthersNoArg $n bursts into tears.
--CharFound   You cry on $l shoulder.
--OthersFound $n cries on $n's shoulder.
--VictFound   $n cries on your shoulder.
--CharAuto    You cry to yourself.
--OthersAuto  $n sobs quietly to $kself.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        cuddle
--CharNoArg   Whom do you feel like cuddling today?
--OthersNoArg $n looks like $j needs someone to cuddle.
--CharFound   You cuddle $k.
--OthersFound $n cuddles $n.
--VictFound   $n cuddles you.
--CharAuto    You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)
--OthersAuto  $n cuddles up to $l shadow.  What a sorry sight.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        curse
--CharNoArg   You swear loudly for a long time.
--OthersNoArg $n swears: @*&^%@*&!
--CharFound   You swear at $k.
--OthersFound $n swears at $n.
--VictFound   $n swears at you!  Where are $l manners?
--CharAuto    You swear at your own mistakes.
--OthersAuto  $n starts swearing at $kself.  Why don't you help?
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        curtsey
--CharNoArg   You curtsey to your audience.
--OthersNoArg $n curtseys gracefully.
--CharFound   You curtsey to $k.
--OthersFound $n curtseys gracefully to $n.
--VictFound   $n curtseys gracefully for you.
--CharAuto    You curtsey to your audience (yourself).
--OthersAuto  $n curtseys to $kself, since no one is paying attention to $k.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        cute
--CharNoArg   You flash your dimples thinking you are as cute as Marian.
--OthersNoArg $n flashes $l dimples. $n thinks $j is as cute as Marian.
--CharFound   You look at $n and wish $j was as cute as Marian.
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and wishes $j was as cute as Marian.
--VictFound   $n looks at you and wishes you were as cute as Marian.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        dance
--CharNoArg   Feels silly, doesn't it?
--OthersNoArg $n tries to break dance, but nearly breaks $l neck!
--CharFound   You sweep $k into a romantic waltz.
--OthersFound $n sweeps $n into a romantic waltz.
--VictFound   $n sweeps you into a romantic waltz.
--CharAuto    You skip and dance around by yourself.
--OthersAuto  $n dances a pas-de-une.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        dazzle
--CharNoArg   You dazzling flirt you. No one can resist this smile.
--OthersNoArg Dazzling is the only word to describe $n's smile.
--CharFound   You attempt to dazzle $n as you flash $k a huge smile and stand straight.
--OthersFound A flash of white nearly blinds you as $n smiles.
--VictFound   $n has the most amazing teeth , you think as $j flashes you an incredible smile.
--CharAuto    If you can't kill them, perhaps this dazzling smile will work?
--OthersAuto  $n dazzles everyone with $l smile.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        dive
--CharNoArg   You dive into the ocean.
--OthersNoArg $n dives into the ocean.
--CharFound   You dive behind $k and hide.
--OthersFound $n dives behind $n and hides.
--VictFound   $n dives behind you and hides.
--CharAuto    You take a dive.
--OthersAuto  $n takes a dive.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        dizzy
--CharNoArg   You are so dizzy from all this chatter.
--OthersNoArg $n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all this chatter.
--CharFound   You are dizzy from all of $n's chatter.
--OthersFound $n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all $n's chatter.
--VictFound   $n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all your chatter.
--CharAuto    You are dizzy from lack of air.  Don't talk so much!
--OthersAuto  $n spins twice and falls to the ground from lack of air.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        doh
--CharNoArg   You slap your forehead and say "DOH!"
--OthersNoArg $n slaps $kself on the head and yells, "DOH!"
--CharFound   You backhand $n's forehead and say, "DOH!"
--OthersFound $n slaps $n on the head and says, "DOH!"
--VictFound   $n looks at you with disdain before slapping your forehead and saying, "DOH!"
--CharAuto    Slapping your forehead, you yell "DOH!" at yourself.
--OthersAuto  $n keeps hitting $kself in the head and uttering, "DOH!"
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        douse
--CharNoArg   Douse who?
--OthersNoArg $n mutters something about the heat and pours cold water over $kself.  Great, now there's a a large puddle of water near you.
--CharFound   You slowly and methodically dump a bucket of ice over $n
--OthersFound Smirking, $n pours ice water on $n!  That should cool $k off!
--VictFound   $n has doused you with ice water. That should calm you.
--CharAuto    Hmmm...did that cool you off?
--OthersAuto  Complaining of the heat, $n pours cold water over $l head.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        doze
--CharNoArg   Your chin drops to your chest as you suddenly get dozy.
--OthersNoArg $n's eyes get heavy as $l head drops in a sudden doze.
--CharFound   You weave your hands in a hypnotic pattern trying to make $n sleepy.
--OthersFound $n weaves $l hands in a hypnotic pattern, attempting to put $n to sleep.
--VictFound   $n weaves $l hands in a hypnotic pattern. You start to feel dozy.
--CharAuto    You weave your hands in an odd pattern, suddenly finding yourself dozing off.
--OthersAuto  $n weaves $l hands in an odd pattern, looking surprized to be dozing off.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        drool
--CharNoArg   You drool on yourself.
--OthersNoArg $n drools on $kself.
--CharFound   You drool all over $n.
--OthersFound $n drools all over $n.
--VictFound   $n drools all over you.
--CharAuto    You drool on yourself.
--OthersAuto  $n drools on $kself.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        duck
--CharNoArg   Whew!  That was close!
--OthersNoArg $n is narrowly missed by a low-flying dragon.
--CharFound   You duck behind $k.  Whew!  That was close!
--OthersFound $n ducks behind $n to avoid the fray.
--VictFound   $n ducks behind you to avoid the fray.
--CharAuto    You duck behind yourself.  Oww that hurts!
--OthersAuto  $n tries to duck behind $kself.  $n needs help getting untied now.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        eek
--CharNoArg   Visions of rabid rodents invade your thoughts and cause you to Eeeeeeeek loudly!
--OthersNoArg $n screams, "EEeeeeeek Rabid Rodent, Rabid Rodent!", and runs past you in fear.
--CharFound   Oh no! $n the rabid rodent! Run!!!
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and screams, "Eeeek Rapid Rodent, Rabid Rodent!"
--VictFound   $n grabs $l mousetrap, wishing only despair on your foul, rodent soul.
--CharAuto    Oh no! $n the rabid rodent! Run!!!
--OthersAuto  $n begins to nibble on $l mousetrap. Stranger things...
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        eep
--CharNoArg   You eep!
--OthersNoArg $n eeps!
--CharFound   You look at $n and say 'Eep!'
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and says 'Eep!'
--VictFound   $n looks at you and says 'Eep!'
--CharAuto    You want to eep yourself? No way!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        eh
--CharNoArg   You look around and exclaim, "How's it going, eh?"
--OthersNoArg $n looks around and exclaims, "How's it going, eh?"
--CharFound   You look at $n and exclaim, "How's it going $n, eh?"
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and exclaims, "How's it going $n, eh?" What a hoser!
--VictFound   $n looks at you and exclaims, "How's it going, eh?" What a hoser!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        embrace
--CharNoArg   Who do you want to hold?
--OthersNoArg $n looks around for someone to hold close to $k.
--CharFound   You hold $k in a warm and loving embrace.
--OthersFound $n holds $n in a warm and loving embrace.
--VictFound   $n holds you in a warm and loving embrace.
--CharAuto    You hold yourself in a warm and loving embrace.  Feels silly doesn't it?
--OthersAuto  $n holds $kself in a warm and loving embrace.  $j looks pretty silly.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        evilgrin
--CharNoArg   You grin so evilly that everyone's alignment drops to -1000.
--OthersNoArg $n grins so evilly that everyone's alignment drops to -1000.
--CharFound   You grin so evilly at $k that $l alignment drops to -1000.
--OthersFound $n grins so evilly at $n that $l alignment drops to -1000.
--VictFound   $n grins so evilly at you that your alignment drops to -1000.
--CharAuto    You grin so evilly at yourself that your alignment drops to -1000.
--OthersAuto  $n grins so evilly that $l alignment drops to -1000.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        excellent
--CharNoArg   You grin and say 'Excellent, Party on dude!'
--OthersNoArg $n grins and says 'Excellent, Party on dude!'
--CharFound   You tell $n, 'Excellent, Party on dude!'
--OthersFound $n tells $n 'Excellent, Party on dude!'
--VictFound   $n tells you 'Excellent, Party on dude!'
--CharAuto    You think to yourself 'Excellent, I can party on!'
--OthersAuto  $n looks like $j is enoying a good thought.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        eyebrow
--CharNoArg   You raise an eyebrow.
--OthersNoArg $n raises an eyebrow.
--CharFound   You raise an eyebrow at $k.
--OthersFound $n raises an eyebrow at $n.
--VictFound   $n raises an eyebrow at you.
--CharAuto    You raise an eyebrow at yourself.  That hurt!
--OthersAuto  $n raises an eyebrow at $kself.  That must have hurt!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        faint
--CharNoArg   You feel dizzy and hit the ground like a board.
--OthersNoArg $n's eyes roll back in $l head and $j crumples to the ground.
--CharFound   You faint into $l arms.
--OthersFound $n faints into $n's arms.
--VictFound   $n faints into your arms.  How romantic.
--CharAuto    You look down at your condition and faint.
--OthersAuto  $n looks down at $l condition and faints dead away.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        fakerep
--CharNoArg   You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.
--OthersNoArg $n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.
--CharFound   You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.
--OthersFound $n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.
--VictFound   $n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.
--CharAuto    You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.
--OthersAuto  $n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        fear
--CharNoArg   You are overcome by fear and begin shaking uncontrollably.
--OthersNoArg $n is overcome by fear and begins shaking uncontrollbly.
--CharFound   You look at $n and are overcome by fear.
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and is overcome by fear. $n's knees start knocking.
--VictFound   $n takes one look at you and is overcome by fear. $n's knees begin to knock and $l legs buckle.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        fiddledeedee
--CharNoArg   You exclaim, 'Oh! Fiddle-dee-dee!'
--OthersNoArg $n exclaims, 'Oh! Fiddle-dee-dee!'
--CharFound   You tell $k, 'Fiddle-dee-dee!'
--OthersFound $n looks at $k and says, 'Fiddle-dee-dee!'
--VictFound   $n looks at you and says, 'Fiddle-dee-dee!'
--CharAuto    You mutter to yourself. Fiddle-dee-dee.
--OthersAuto  $n mutters to $kself. Fiddle-dee-dee.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        flex
--CharNoArg   You flex.
--OthersNoArg $n flexes. Must think $j's buff.
--CharFound   You flex for $k. Impressive!
--OthersFound $n flexes in a vain attempt at impressing $n.
--VictFound   You watch $n flex. Are you impressed, or what?
--CharAuto    You flex, just to make sure you still got it.
--OthersAuto  $n flexes $l muscles.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        flip
--CharNoArg   You flip head over heels.
--OthersNoArg $n flips head over heels.
--CharFound   You flip $k over your shoulder.
--OthersFound $n flips $n over $l shoulder.
--VictFound   $n flips you over $l shoulder.  Hmmmm.
--CharAuto    You tumble all over the Space.
--OthersAuto  $n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        flirt
--CharNoArg   Wink wink!
--OthersNoArg $n flirts -- probably needs a date, huh?
--CharFound   You flirt with $k.
--OthersFound $n flirts with $n.
--VictFound   $n wants you to show some interest and is flirting with you.
--CharAuto    You flirt with yourself.
--OthersAuto  $n flirts with $kself.  Hoo boy.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        flutter
--CharNoArg   You flutter your eyelashes.
--OthersNoArg $n flutters $l eyelashes.
--CharFound   You flutter your eyelashes at $k.
--OthersFound $n flutters $l eyelashes in $n's direction.
--VictFound   $n looks at you and flutters $l eyelashes.
--CharAuto    You flutter your eyelashes at the thought of yourself.
--OthersAuto  $n flutters $l eyelashes at no one in particular.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        fondle
--CharNoArg   You suddenly have the urge to fondle someone.
--OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to fondle, get out while you can!
--CharFound   You fondly fondle $n.
--OthersFound $n starts fondling $n, maybe they should get a Space!
--VictFound   $n fondly fondles you.
--CharAuto    You start fondling yourself, lonely eh?
--OthersAuto  $n starts fondling $kself. Hey it's the 90's, it's allowed!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        footrub
--CharNoArg   You glance around the Space looking for someone to rub your feet.
--OthersNoArg $n glances around the Space looking for someone to rub $l feet.
--CharFound   You ask $n to rub your tired feet.
--OthersFound $n asks $n to rub $l tired feet. Better leave before $j asks you.
--VictFound   $n asks you to rub $l tired feet. Better leave your gloves on.
--CharAuto    You rub your tired feet, waiting for a refresh.
--OthersAuto  $n rubs $l tired feet. $j sure could use a refresh.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        french
--CharNoArg   Kiss whom?
--OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to kiss.
--CharFound   You give $n a long and passionate kiss.
--OthersFound $n kisses $n passionately.
--VictFound   $n gives you a long and passionate kiss.
--CharAuto    You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.
--OthersAuto  $n makes an attempt at kissing $kself.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        frolick
--CharNoArg   You throw confetti into the air and frolick about with gleeful abandon.
--OthersNoArg $n throws confetti into the air and frolicks about with gleeful abandon.
--CharFound   You take $n's hand and frolick about with gleeful abandon.
--OthersFound $n takes $n's hand and frolicks about with gleeful abandon.
--VictFound   $n takes your hand and frolicks about with gleeful abandon.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        frown
--CharNoArg   What's bothering you ?
--OthersNoArg $n frowns.
--CharFound   You frown at what $n did.
--OthersFound $n frowns at what $n did.
--VictFound   $n frowns at what you did.
--CharAuto    You frown at yourself.  Poor baby.
--OthersAuto  $n frowns at $kself.  Poor baby.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        fstar
--CharNoArg   A falling star catches your eye.
--OthersNoArg $n is looking for a falling star to wish upon.
--CharFound   You and $n make a wish upon a falling star.
--OthersFound $n and $n wistfully gaze upon a falling star.
--VictFound   $n wishes upon a falling star for $n's happiness.
--CharAuto    You make a wish upon a falling star.
--OthersAuto  $n watches a falling star.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        fume
--CharNoArg   You grit your teeth and fume with rage.
--OthersNoArg $n grits $l teeth and fumes with rage.
--CharFound   You stare at $k, fuming.
--OthersFound $n stares at $n, fuming with rage.
--VictFound   $n stares at you, fuming with rage!
--CharAuto    That's right - hate yourself!
--OthersAuto  $n clenches $l fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        gag
--CharNoArg   You gag.
--OthersNoArg $n suddenly starts gagging.
--CharFound   You start gagging in $n's direction.
--OthersFound $n starts gagging in $n's direction.
--VictFound   $n starts gagging in your direction.
--CharAuto    You attempt to gag yourself.
--OthersAuto  $n attempts to gag $kself.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        gasp
--CharNoArg   You gasp in astonishment.
--OthersNoArg $n gasps in astonishment.
--CharFound   You gasp as you realize what $j did.
--OthersFound $n gasps as $j realizes what $n did.
--VictFound   $n gasps as $j realizes what you did.
--CharAuto    You look at yourself and gasp!
--OthersAuto  $n takes one look at $kself and gasps in astonisment!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        gawk
--CharNoArg   You gawk at everyone around you.
--OthersNoArg $n gawks at everyone in the Space.
--CharFound   You gawk at $k.
--OthersFound $n gawks at $n.
--VictFound   $n gawks at you.
--CharAuto    You gawk as you think what you must look like to others.
--OthersAuto  $n is gawking again.  What is on $l mind?
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        gbhug
--CharNoArg   You hug a great big grizzly bear.
--OthersNoArg $n hugs a great big grizzly bear.
--CharFound   You give $n a great big bearhug. Ooooof!
--OthersFound $n gives a great big bearhug to $n. Oooof!
--VictFound   $n gives you a great big bearhug. Ooooof!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        ghug
--CharNoArg   GROUP HUG!  GROUP HUG!
--OthersNoArg $n hugs you all in a big group hug.  How sweet!
--CharFound   GROUP HUG!  GROUP HUG!
--OthersFound $n hugs you all in a big group hug.  How sweet!
--VictFound   $n hugs you all in a big group hug.  How sweet!
--CharAuto    GROUP HUG!  GROUP HUG!
--OthersAuto  $n hugs you all in a big group hug.  How sweet!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        giggle
--CharNoArg   You giggle.
--OthersNoArg $n giggles.
--CharFound   You giggle at $k.
--OthersFound $n giggles at $n's actions.
--VictFound   $n giggles at you.  Hope it's not contagious!
--CharAuto    You giggle at yourself.  You must be nervous or something.
--OthersAuto  $n giggles at $kself.  $j must be nervous or something.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        girn
--CharNoArg   You try to grin, but somehow get it slightly wrong.
--OthersNoArg $n tries to grin, but somehow gets it slightly wrong.
--CharFound   You try to grin at $n, but $j gives you a funny look.
--OthersFound $n tries to grin at $n, but screws it up badly.
--VictFound   $n turns $l lips in a sad attempt at a lopsided grin.
--CharAuto    Your face becomes a ghastly mask as you fail to grin.
--OthersAuto  $n's face becomes a strange death mask as $l tries to grin.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        gjob
--CharNoArg   You leap in the air and yell "Good Job!"
--OthersNoArg $n pats $kself on the back and smiles.
--CharFound   You plant a great big gold star on $n.
--OthersFound $n congratulates $n for a job well done.
--VictFound   $n sticks a gold star on your forehead and says "Good Job!"
--CharAuto    You try and stick a gold star on your forehead in order to get attention for your good work.
--OthersAuto  $n tries to praise $kself for a job well done.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        glare
--CharNoArg   You glare at nothing in particular.
--OthersNoArg $n glares around $k.
--CharFound   You glare icily at $k.
--OthersFound $n glares at $n.
--VictFound   $n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.
--CharAuto    You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.
--OthersAuto  $n glares at $l feet, what is bothering $k?
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        glower
--CharNoArg   You glower in frustration. Having a bad day?
--OthersNoArg $n glowers in frustration.
--CharFound   You glower at $n in frustration over what $j said.
--OthersFound $n glowers at $n in frustration.
--VictFound   $n glowers at you in frustration. Did you say something?
--CharAuto    You glower at yourself. Having a bad day?
--OthersAuto  $n glowers at $kself. Maybe $j's having a bad day.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        gnight
--CharNoArg   You tell everyone goodnight.
--OthersNoArg $n tells everyone goodnight.
--CharFound   You give $n a soft goodnight kiss and wave to $k.
--OthersFound $n gives $n a soft goodnight kiss then waves to $k.
--VictFound   $n gives you a soft goodnight kiss and then waves to you.
--CharAuto    You say goodnight to yourself.
--OthersAuto  $n says goodnight to $kself, $j must really be tired.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        gobble
--CharNoArg   You clear your throat and gobble several times.
--OthersNoArg $n clears $l throat and gobbles most musically.
--CharFound   You clear your throat and gobble profusely at $n.
--OthersFound $n clears $l throat and gobbles like a turkey at $n.
--VictFound   $n clears $l throat and gobbles like a turkey at you.
--CharAuto    Gobbling at yourself? Okaaaay then.
--OthersAuto  $n starts gobbling to $kself.  How odd.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        goose
--CharNoArg   You honk like a goose!
--OthersNoArg It dawns on you that $n looks a lot like a goose.
--CharFound   You goose $n!
--OthersFound $n attempts to goose $n! Uh oh...
--VictFound   $n gooses you and then runs away giggling!
--CharAuto    You try to hatch a goose egg.
--OthersAuto  $n nonchalantly sits on a goose egg and waits patiently.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        gratz
--CharNoArg   Congratulate who?
--OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to congratulate.
--CharFound   You congratulate $n with a big slap on $l back!
--OthersFound $n congratulates $n with a big hearty slap on the back!
--VictFound   $n congratulates you with a big slap on your back!
--CharAuto    You want to congratulate yourself? You must be an egomaniac!
--OthersAuto  $n congratulates $kself. What a goof!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        greet
--CharNoArg   You greet everyone in the Space.
--OthersNoArg $n greets you with a pleasant smile.
--CharFound   You warmly greet $n, saying "Well met, $n! How fare thee, on this fine day?"
--OthersFound $n greets $n warmly.
--VictFound   $n smiles at you and says, "How fare thee on this fine day, $n?"
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        grimace
--CharNoArg   You contort your face in disgust.
--OthersNoArg $n grimaces in disgust.
--CharFound   You grimace in disgust at $k.
--OthersFound $n grimaces in disgust at $n.
--VictFound   $n grimaces in disgust at you.
--CharAuto    You grimace at yourself in disgust.
--OthersAuto  $n grimaces at $kself in disgust.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        grin
--CharNoArg   You grin evilly.
--OthersNoArg $n grins evilly.
--CharFound   You grin evilly at $k.
--OthersFound $n grins evilly at $n.
--VictFound   $n grins evilly at you.  Hmmm.  Better keep your distance.
--CharAuto    You grin at yourself.  You must be getting very bad thoughts.
--OthersAuto  $n grins at $kself.  You must wonder what's in $l mind.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        grip
--CharNoArg   You tighten your grip on your weapon, preparing for battle.
--OthersNoArg $n tightens $l grip on $l weapon, preparing for battle.
--CharFound   You grip your weapon, preparing for battle with $n!
--OthersFound $n tightens $l grip on $l weapon, preparing for battle with $n!
--VictFound   $n tightens $l grip on $l weapon, preparing for battle with you!
--CharAuto    You attempt to get a grip on yourself.
--OthersAuto  $n attempts to get a grip on $kself.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        gripe
--CharNoArg   You gripe.
--OthersNoArg $n gripes about anything and everything to any who will listen.
--CharFound   You gripe to $n about everything from  the plague to chastity belts.
--OthersFound $n gripes to $n.
--VictFound   $n gripes non stop. Perhaps $l armor is a bit too tight?
--CharAuto    You gripe to no one in particular.
--OthersAuto  $n is griping about something.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        groan
--CharNoArg   You groan loudly.
--OthersNoArg $n groans loudly.
--CharFound   You groan at the sight of $k.
--OthersFound $n groans at the sight of $n.
--VictFound   $n groans at the sight of you.
--CharAuto    You groan as you realize what you have done.
--OthersAuto  $n groans as $j realizes what $j has done.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        grope
--CharNoArg   You madly look around for someone to grope.
--OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to grope, RUN AWAY!
--CharFound   You grope $n!
--OthersFound $n gropes $n, maybe you should leave them alone.
--VictFound   $n gropes you!
--CharAuto    You start groping yourself. Looking for love in all the wrong places, maybe?
--OthersAuto  $n starts groping $kself, maybe you should leave $k alone.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        grovel
--CharNoArg   You grovel in the dirt.
--OthersNoArg $n grovels in the dirt.
--CharFound   You grovel before $k.
--OthersFound $n grovels in the dirt before $n.
--VictFound   $n grovels in the dirt before you.
--CharAuto    That seems a little silly to me.
--OthersAuto  $n starts groveling to $kself, I think there might be a problem here.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        growl
--CharNoArg   Grrrrrrrrrr ...
--OthersNoArg $n growls.
--CharFound   Grrrrrrrrrr ... take that, $n!
--OthersFound $n growls at $n.  Better leave the Space before the fighting starts.
--VictFound   $n growls at you.  Hey, two can play it that way!
--CharAuto    You growl at yourself.  Boy, do you feel bitter!
--OthersAuto  $n growls at $kself.  This could get interesting...
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        grumble
--CharNoArg   You grumble.
--OthersNoArg $n grumbles.
--CharFound   You grumble to $k.
--OthersFound $n grumbles to $n.
--VictFound   $n grumbles to you.
--CharAuto    You grumble under your breath.
--OthersAuto  $n grumbles under $l breath.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        grunt
--CharNoArg   GRNNNHTTTT.
--OthersNoArg $n grunts like a pig.
--CharFound   GRNNNHTTTT.
--OthersFound $n grunts to $n.  What a pig!
--VictFound   $n grunts to you.  What a pig!
--CharAuto    GRNNNHTTTT.
--OthersAuto  $n grunts to nobody in particular.  What a pig!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        gulp
--CharNoArg   You gulp nervously and loosen your neckwear.
--OthersNoArg $n gulps nervously and loosens $l neckwear.
--CharFound   You loosen your neckwear and gulp nervously under $n's gaze.
--OthersFound $n loosens $l neckwear and gulps nervously at $n.
--VictFound   $n loosens $l neckwear and gulps nervously at you.
--CharAuto    You gulp nervously and loosen your neckwear.
--OthersAuto  $n gulps nervously and loosens $l neckwear.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        hair
--CharNoArg   You run your fingers through your hair.
--OthersNoArg $n runs $l fingers through $l hair, how vain!
--CharFound   You run your fingers through $n's hair.
--OthersFound $n runs $l fingers through $n's hair, how sweet.
--VictFound   $n runs $l fingers through your hair soothingly.
--CharAuto    Having a bad hair day?
--OthersAuto  $n seems to be having a bad hair day.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        hand
--CharNoArg   Kiss whose hand?
--CharFound   You kiss $l hand.
--OthersFound $n kisses $n's hand.  How continental!
--VictFound   $n kisses your hand.  How continental!
--CharAuto    You kiss your own hand.
--OthersAuto  $n kisses $l own hand.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        happy
--CharNoArg   You look happy! =)
--OthersNoArg $n Looks happy! Awww whatta chum!
--CharFound   You force $n to yell, 'HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!'
--OthersFound $n forces you to yell, 'HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!'
--CharAuto    You yell, 'HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!'
--OthersAuto  $n yells, 'HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!' Don't mind $k, $j's a bit looney.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        haus
--CharNoArg   $n sighs and dreams of $l hero... Haus.
--OthersNoArg $n sighs and dreams of $l hero... Haus
--CharFound   Pret#SOCIAL_END~ing you're Haus, you flex and attempt to summon a pet named Balzhur.
--OthersFound $n imitates Haus and tries to summon a huge demon to attack you!
--VictFound   Your attempt to impress someone while pret#SOCIAL_END~ing to be Haus will surely not be met with favor from the Gods.
--CharAuto    Your meager attempt at being like Haus is pitiful.
--OthersAuto  $n tries to be like Haus, but fails miserably.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        hay
--CharNoArg   You look around the Space and ask everyone, "How are you?"
--OthersNoArg $n looks around the Space and asks everyone, "How are you?"
--CharFound   You look at $n and ask "How are you?"
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and asks "How are you?"
--VictFound   $n looks at you and asks, "How are you?"
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        heal
--CharNoArg   You start yelling for a heal!
--OthersNoArg $n yells 'Hey, how about a heal? I'm DYING here!'
--CharFound   You start yelling at $n for a heal!
--OthersFound $n yells 'Hey $n, how about a heal? I'm DYING here!'
--VictFound   $n yells 'Hey $n, how about a heal? I'm DYING here!'
--CharAuto    You start yelling for a heal!
--OthersAuto  $n yells 'Hey, how about a heal? I'm DYING here!'
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        heh
--CharNoArg   You seem to get a laugh from something saying, "heh heh heh".
--OthersNoArg $n seems to get a laugh from something saying, "heh heh heh".
--CharFound   You seem to get a laugh from $n and say, "heh heh heh".
--OthersFound $n seems to get a laugh from $n and says, "heh heh heh".
--VictFound   $n seems to get a laugh from you and says, "heh heh heh".
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        hello
--CharNoArg   You say hello to everyone in the Space.
--OthersNoArg $n says hello to everyone in the Space.
--CharFound   You tell $n how truly glad you are to see $k.
--OthersFound $n tells $n 'Hi!'
--VictFound   $n tells you how truly glad $j is that you are here.
--CharAuto    You greet yourself enthusiastically.
--OthersAuto  $n greets $kself enthusiastically.  How odd.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        hercules
--CharNoArg   You strut around, acting like Hercules.
--OthersNoArg $n struts around, acting like $j is Hercules.
--CharFound   You pose for $n, acting like you are Hercules.
--OthersFound $n poses for $n, acting like $j is Hercules.
--VictFound   $n poses for you, acting like $j is Hercules.
--CharAuto    You think you are Hercules!
--OthersAuto  $n seems to think $j's Hercules.
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL
--Name        hfive
--CharNoArg   You jump into the air and attempt to give no one a high five, and land flat on your face! Ouch!
--OthersNoArg $n jumps in the air attempting to give an invisible person a high five! Whatta fool!
--CharFound   You jump into the air and give $n a MEGA high five! Woo hoo!
--OthersFound $n jumps into the air and gives $n a MEGA high five!
--VictFound   $n jumps into the air and gives you a MEGA high five! Woo hoo!
--CharAuto    You jump into the air, and perform the ever exciting triple flip, half twist, piked, high five with yourself!
--OthersAuto  $n jumps into the air, and for the lack of anything else to do, high fives itself!
--#SOCIAL_END
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        hfoot~
--CharNoArg   You clasp your feet behind your back.~
--OthersNoArg $n clasps $l feet behind $l back.~
--CharFound   You hold $n's foot in your hand.~
--OthersFound $n holds $n's foot in $l hand.~
--VictFound   $n holds your foot in $l hand. Awwww ... isn't $j sweet?~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        hhand~
--CharNoArg   You clasp your hands behind your back.~
--OthersNoArg $n clasps $l hands behind $l back.~
--CharFound   You take $n's hand in yours.~
--OthersFound $n holds $n's hand. Awwww aren't they cute?~
--VictFound   $n holds your hand lovingly.~
--CharAuto    You clasp your hands behind your back.~
--OthersAuto  $n clasps $l hands behind $l back.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        hiccup~
--CharNoArg   You hiccup loudly.~
--OthersNoArg $n hiccups loudly.~
--CharFound   You hiccup loudly at $k.  How rude!~
--OthersFound $n hiccups at $n.  How rude!~
--VictFound   $n hiccups at you.  How rude!~
--CharAuto    You hiccup to yourself.  How musical.~
--OthersAuto  $n hiccups to $kself.  How musical.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        hiss~
--CharNoArg   You bare your teeth and hiss spitefully.~
--OthersNoArg $n bares $l teeth and hisses spitefully.~
--CharFound   You hiss spitefully at $n through bared teeth.~
--OthersFound $n hisses spitefully at $n through bared teeth.~
--VictFound   $n hisses spitefully at you through bared teeth.~
--CharAuto    You bare your teeth and hiss spitefully.~
--OthersAuto  $n bares $l teeth and hisses spitefully.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        hmm~
--CharNoArg   You Hmmmm out loud.~
--OthersNoArg $n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'~
--CharFound   You gaze thoughtfully at $k and say 'Hmmm.'~
--OthersFound $n gazes thoughtfully at $n and says 'Hmmm.'~
--VictFound   $n gazes thoughtfully at you and says 'Hmmm.'~
--CharAuto    You Hmmmm out loud.~
--OthersAuto  $n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        homage~
--CharNoArg   You look around for someone to pay homage to.~
--OthersNoArg $n looks around for someone to pay homage to.~
--CharFound   You pay homage to $n.~
--OthersFound $n pays homage to $n.~
--VictFound   $n acknowledges your superiority.~
--CharAuto    You look for someone to proclaim your superior.~
--OthersAuto  $n looks around for someone to pay homage to.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        honk~
--CharNoArg   You pull out a huge hankie and honk your nose loudly.~
--OthersNoArg $n pulls out a huge hankie and honks $l nose loudly.~
--CharFound   You pull out a large hankie and honk your nose at $n.~
--OthersFound $n pulls out a large hankie and honks $l nose at $n.~
--VictFound   $n pulls out a large hankie and honks $l nose at you.~
--CharAuto    You want to honk yourself? Sounds illegal.~
--OthersAuto  $n tries to honk $kself. I'd be leery of $n.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        hop~
--CharNoArg   You hop around like a frog.~
--OthersNoArg $n hops around like a frog.~
--CharFound   You hop onto $n's head. Youch!~
--OthersFound $n hops onto $n's head. Youch!~
--VictFound   $n hops right on top of your head. Ouchie Wouchies!!!~
--OthersAuto  $n hops around like a little kid.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        hoser~
--CharNoArg   You think "Where can I get some beer and back bacon, eh?"~
--OthersNoArg $n is thinking that $j is a real hoser.~
--CharFound   You point out that $n has all the characteristics of a hoser!~
--OthersFound $n screams out "$n is a hoser eh!!"~
--VictFound   $n yells out to you, "Hey!  Pass the beer and back bacon, eh?  We got hosers in here!"~
--CharAuto    You say to yourself "Boy am I a hoser."~
--OthersAuto  $n proudly proclaims $kself to be a hoser.  Now if $j could just find the bottle opener?~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        how~
--CharNoArg   You ask, "how?"~
--OthersNoArg $n asks, "how?"~
--CharFound   You ask $n, "how?"~
--OthersFound $n asks $n, "how?"~
--VictFound   $n asks you, "how?"~
--CharAuto    You ask yourself, "how could this happen to me?"~
--OthersAuto  $n asks $kself, "how could this happen to me?"~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        hrm~
--CharNoArg   You hrm. Hrm.~
--OthersNoArg You hear $n hrm.~
--CharFound   You hrm in the direction of $n. Hrm!~
--OthersFound $n hrms at $n. $j isn't too normal.~
--VictFound   $n hrms in your general direction. Is that normal?~
--CharAuto    You hrm yourself into submission.~
--OthersAuto  $n hrms quietly. $j must be in deep thought.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        hshake~
--CharNoArg   You look for someone to shake hands with.~
--OthersNoArg $n looks in vain for someone to shake hands with.~
--CharFound   You shake $n's hand.~
--OthersFound $n shakes $n's hand.~
--VictFound   $n shakes your hand.~
--CharAuto    You shake hands with yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n shakes hands with $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        hthink~
--CharNoArg   You close your eyes and think happy thoughts.~
--OthersNoArg $n closes $l eyes and starts muttering happy thoughts, happy thoughts.~
--CharFound   You pat $n on $l back and say "Remember, happy thoughts."~
--OthersFound $n pats $n on $l back and says, "Remember, Happy Thoughts. Think of your happy place."~
--VictFound   $n reminds you to think "Happy Thoughts!"~
--CharAuto    You look around with a goofy smile and mutter, "Must think Happy Thoughts."~
--OthersAuto  $n is wandering around with a goofy look on $l face whispering "Happy Thoughts" to no one in particular.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        hug~
--CharNoArg   Hug whom?~
--OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to hug, $j must be lonesome.~
--CharFound   You hug $k.~
--OthersFound $n hugs $n.~
--VictFound   $n hugs you.~
--CharAuto    You hug yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n hugs $kself in a vain attempt to get fri#SOCIAL_END~ship.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        hum~
--CharNoArg   Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmmm.~
--OthersNoArg $n hums like a bee with a chest cold.~
--CharFound   You hum a little ditty for $k.  Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.~
--OthersFound $n hums a little ditty for $n.  Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.~
--VictFound   $n hums a little ditty for you.  Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.~
--CharAuto    Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmmm.~
--OthersAuto  $n hums like a bee with a chest cold.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        ick~
--CharNoArg   You ick.~
--OthersNoArg $n icks!~
--CharFound   You look at $n and go 'ick'!~
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and goes 'ick'!~
--VictFound   $n looks at you and goes 'ick'!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        innocent~
--CharNoArg   You do your best to look utterly innocent.~
--OthersNoArg $n looks innocently about $kself.~
--CharFound   You do your best to convince $n of your innocence.~
--OthersFound $n does $l best to convince $n of $l innocence.~
--VictFound   $n gives you the most innocent look you have ever seen.~
--CharAuto    You try to convince yourself of your innocence.~
--OthersAuto  $n does $l best to prove $l innocence to all, especially $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        jade~
--CharNoArg   You worship Jade even though she isn't a deity.~
--OthersNoArg $n tries to act like Jade but fails miserably.~
--CharFound   You try to impress $n by trying to impersonate Jade.~
--OthersFound $n is obviously under mental duress as $j tries to act like Jade and slay you all with a smile.~
--VictFound   $n is dressed like Jade. Report $k at once for Impersonating a Goddess!~
--CharAuto    You dream of being Jadelike~
--OthersAuto  $n has had one too many magic mushSpaces and fancies $kself being Jadelike. Bwahahhahaha~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        jealous~
--CharNoArg   You are jealous.~
--OthersNoArg $n is jealous.~
--CharFound   You are jealous of $n for stealing your love.~
--OthersFound $n is jealous of $n for stealing $l love.~
--VictFound   $n is jealous of you for stealing $l love.~
--CharAuto    You are jealous of your own studliness.~
--OthersAuto  $n is jealous of $kself, what a dork.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        jest~
--CharNoArg   You smirk at nothing, and say 'Just kidding!' Time to log off?~
--OthersNoArg $n smirks at nothing, and says 'Just kidding!' Time for $k to log off.~
--CharFound   You smirk at $n, and say 'Just kidding!'~
--OthersFound $n smirks at $n, and says 'Just kidding!'~
--VictFound   $n smirks at you, and says 'Just kidding!'~
--CharAuto    You smirk at yourself, and say 'Just kidding!' By Thoric, you've lost it.~
--OthersAuto  $n smirks at $kself, and says 'Just kidding!' By Thoric, $j has lost it.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        joy~
--CharNoArg   You are filled with an overwhelming feeling of joy.~
--OthersNoArg $n filled with an overwhelming feeling of joy. Happy. Happy. Joy. Joy.~
--CharFound   You look at $n and exclaim, "Happy. Happy. Joy. Joy."~
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and exclaims, "Happy. Happy. Joy. Joy."~
--VictFound   $n looks at you and exclaims, "Happy. Happy. Joy. Joy."~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        juggle~
--CharNoArg   You whip out your flaming torches and begin juggling them madly before the group of awed onlookers!~
--OthersNoArg $n whips out $l flaming torches and begins to juggle them. Wow. What skill, what grace!~
--CharFound   You whip out your flaming torches and begin to juggle for $n. Won't $j think you're great NOW?  ~
--OthersFound $n whips out a bunch of flaming torches to begin $l juggling act. You wonder if this Space is non-flammable. Hmmm.~
--VictFound   $n gets a crazy look in $l eyes as $j pulls out some flaming torches and begins to juggle. You look around for a fire-extinguisher.~
--CharAuto    Feeling very proud of yourself, you begin to juggle three VERY sharp swords. No one can beat you now. NO ONE. Mwahahahaha..~
--OthersAuto  $n pulls out some VERY sharp swords and begins to juggle them with a crazed look in $l eyes. Maybe its time to leave ... ~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        kiss~
--CharNoArg   Isn't there someone you want to kiss?~
--OthersNoArg $n looks for someone to kiss.~
--CharFound   You kiss $k.~
--OthersFound $n kisses $n.~
--VictFound   $n kisses you.~
--CharAuto    All the lonely people :(~
--OthersAuto  $n tries to kiss $kself.  $j's lonely!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        kitchie~
--CharNoArg   You make a funny face and say, "kitchie kitchie koo".~
--OthersNoArg $n makes a funny face and says, "kitchie kitchie koo".~
--CharFound   You tickle $n saying, "kitchie kitchie koo"~
--OthersFound $n tickles $n saying, "kitchie kitchie koo"~
--VictFound   $n tickles you saying, "kitchie kitchie koo".~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        kitten~
--CharNoArg   You meow like a kitten.~
--OthersNoArg $n meows like a kitten.~
--CharFound   You love $n's little kitten. Awwww.~
--OthersFound $n loves $n's little kitten. Awwww.~
--VictFound   $n loves your little kitten. Awwww.~
--CharAuto    You think that you are a cute little kitten. Meeeeow.~
--OthersAuto  $n thinks $j is a cute little kitten. Meeeeow.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        kkong~
--CharNoArg   You beat your chest and moan like the animal you are!~
--OthersNoArg $n beats $l chest and reveals $l true animal nature.~
--CharFound   You beat your chest to show $n what a brute you are!~
--OthersFound $n swings from a vine and beats $l chest to impress $n.~
--VictFound   $n jumps from vine to vine pounding $l chest in some ancient mating ritual.~
--CharAuto    You pound your chest to practice courting.~
--OthersAuto  $n beats $l chest to practice for an upcoming mating ritual.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        kneel~
--CharNoArg   You kneel down.~
--OthersNoArg $n kneels down.~
--CharFound   You kneel before $n.~
--OthersFound $n kneels before $n.~
--VictFound   $n kneels before you.~
--CharAuto    You drop to your knees.~
--OthersAuto  $n kneels down.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        koochie~
--CharNoArg   You make a funny face and say, "koochie koochie koo".~
--CharFound   You tickle $n saying, "koochie koochie koo".~
--OthersFound $n tickles $n saying, "koochie koochie koo".~
--VictFound   $n tickles you saying, "koochie koochie koo".~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        lag~
--CharNoArg   You complain about the terrible lag.~
--OthersNoArg $n starts complaining about the terrible lag.~
--CharFound   You complain to $n about the terrible lag.~
--OthersFound $n complains to $n about the terrible lag.~
--VictFound   $n complains to you about the terrible lag.~
--CharAuto    You start muttering about the awful lag.~
--OthersAuto  $n starts muttering about the awful lag.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        lalala~
--CharNoArg   You try to sing. Best you can manage is 'la la la'.~
--OthersNoArg $n goes 'la la la'~
--CharFound   You croon to $n 'la la la'.~
--OthersFound $n croons to $n 'la la la'.~
--VictFound   $n croons to you 'la la la'.~
--CharAuto    You want to 'la la la' yourself?~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        lap~
--CharNoArg   You look around for a cuddly lap to climb into.~
--OthersNoArg $n is looking around for a cuddly lap to climb into.~
--CharFound   You climb into $n's lap and cuddle up with $k.~
--OthersFound $n climbs into $n's lap and cuddles up with $k.~
--VictFound   $n climbs into your lap and cuddles up with you.~
--CharAuto    You try to climb into your own lap and cuddle with yourself.  Are you lonely?~
--OthersAuto  $n looks awful funny trying to crawl up into $l own lap and cuddle.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        laugh~
--CharNoArg   You laugh.~
--OthersNoArg $n laughs.~
--CharFound   You laugh at $n mercilessly.~
--OthersFound $n laughs at $n mercilessly.~
--VictFound   $n laughs at you mercilessly.  Hmmmmph.~
--CharAuto    You laugh at yourself.  I would, too.~
--OthersAuto  $n laughs at $kself.  Let's all join in!!!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        leer~
--CharNoArg   You begin to leer at nothing in particular.~
--OthersNoArg $n leers around $k. ~
--CharFound   You leer at $n with pure contempt.~
--OthersFound $n leers at $n unabashedly.~
--VictFound   $n makes $n feel vulnerable with $l unabashed leer.~
--CharAuto    You leer at yourself and think "mmmmmmm, I look good!"~
--OthersAuto  $n leers at $kself and smiles.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        lick~
--CharNoArg   You lick your lips and smile.~
--OthersNoArg $n licks $l lips and smiles.~
--CharFound   You lick $k.~
--OthersFound $n licks $n.~
--VictFound   $n licks you.~
--CharAuto    You lick yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n licks $kself - YUCK.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        loom~
--CharNoArg   You loom menacingly.  Few are impressed.~
--CharFound   You loom menacingly over $n, intimidating $k slightly.~
--OthersFound $n looms menacingly over $n.  You remain unimpressed.~
--VictFound   $n looms menacingly over you.  Ooooooo.~
--CharAuto    Now stop that.  Self-loomination is impossible.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        love~
--CharNoArg   You love the whole world.~
--OthersNoArg $n loves everybody in the world.~
--CharFound   You tell your true feelings to $n.~
--OthersFound $n whispers softly to $n.~
--VictFound   $n whispers to you sweet words of love.~
--CharAuto    Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does!)~
--OthersAuto  $n loves $kself, can you believe it?~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        lust~
--CharNoArg   You are getting lusty feelings!~
--OthersNoArg $n looks around lustily.~
--CharFound   You stare lustily at $n.~
--OthersFound $n stares lustily at $n.~
--VictFound   $n stares lustily at you.~
--CharAuto    You stare lustily at...youself?~
--OthersAuto  $n looks $kself up and down lustily.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        mad~
--CharNoArg   A crazed look of insanity spreads slowly over your face.~
--OthersNoArg A crazed look of insanity spreads slowly over $n's face.~
--CharFound   You turn to $n and posit, "You're quite mad, you know?"~
--OthersFound $n inquires of $n as to whether $j is aware that $j is mentally ill.~
--VictFound   $n inquires of you as to whether you are aware that you are mentally ill.~
--CharAuto    If you think you're crazy now, wait till you figure out you're talking to yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n mulls $l own ill mental health.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        maim~
--CharNoArg   Who do you want to maim?~
--OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to maim.~
--CharFound   You maim $k with your dull fingernails.~
--OthersFound $n raises $l hand and tries to maim $n to pieces.~
--VictFound   $n raises $l hand and paws at you.  You've been maimed!~
--CharAuto    You maim yourself with your dull fingernails.~
--OthersAuto  $n raises $l hand and maims $kself to pieces.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        manners~
--CharNoArg   You wonder where people get their manners from these days.~
--OthersNoArg $n wonders where people get their manners from these days.~
--CharFound   You wonder where $n learned $l manners.~
--OthersFound $n wonders where $n learned $l manners.~
--VictFound   $n wonders where you learned your manners.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        marshmallow~
--CharNoArg   $n looks around fer a nice, fat, squishy, MARSHMALLOW to stick in $l hot chocolate!~
--OthersNoArg $n looks around fer a nice, fat, squishy, MARSHMALLOW to stick in $l hot chocolate!~
--CharFound   You point at $n and pinching $l widdle, cute cheek, say 'Mmm you look as scrumptious as a marshmallow!'~
--OthersFound $n thinks $n looks like a widdle, cute, marshmallow! Don't you agree? Awwwww~
--VictFound   $n points at you and pinches your widdle, cute cheek, and says 'Mmm you look as scrumptious as a marshmallow!'~
--CharAuto    You wrap your body up into a little ball and dive into the hot chocolate yelling, 'Marshmallows away!!!'~
--OthersAuto  $n wraps $l body up into a little ball and dives into the hot chocolate yelling, 'Marshmallows away!!!'~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        massage~
--CharNoArg   Massage what?  Thin air?~
--CharFound   You gently massage $n's shoulders.~
--OthersFound $n massages $n's shoulders.~
--VictFound   $n gently massages your shoulders.  Ahhhhhhhhhh ...~
--CharAuto    You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n gives a show on yoga positions, trying to massage $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        mean~
--CharNoArg   You look meaner than a junkyard dog!~
--OthersNoArg $n looks meaner than a junkyard dog!~
--CharFound   You give $n the meanest look $j has ever seen!~
--OthersFound $n gives $n the meanest look $j has ever seen!~
--VictFound   $n gives you the meanest look you have ever seen!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        melt~
--CharNoArg   Your heart begins to melt as you think of someone special.~
--OthersNoArg $n begins to melt before your very eyes.~
--CharFound   You have melted into $l arms!~
--OthersFound $n appears to melt into $n's arms! Must be love ...~
--VictFound   $n melts at the thought of you!~
--CharAuto    You begin to melt.~
--OthersAuto  $n is ranting like a lunatic.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        men~
--CharNoArg   You throw your hands in the air and say "BAH! Do men even think?!'~
--OthersNoArg $n wonders why men were ever invented.~
--CharFound   You give $n an understanding look and say "At least they're good for opening cans."~
--OthersFound $n commiserates with $n about the existence of men.~
--VictFound   $n says "Men should come with warning labels" to you.~
--CharAuto    You wish you could trade men for EQ.~
--OthersAuto  $n wishes $j could trade men for EQ.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        meow~
--CharNoArg   MEOW.~
--OthersNoArg $n meows.  What's $j going to do next, wash $kself with $l tongue?~
--CharFound   You meow at $k, hoping $j will give you some milk.~
--OthersFound $n meows at $n, hoping $j will give $k some milk. ~
--VictFound   $n meows at you.  Maybe $j wants some milk.~
--CharAuto    You meow like a kitty cat.~
--OthersAuto  $n meows like a kitty cat.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        milk~
--CharNoArg   You pour yourself a glass of cold creamy milk and drink it down.~
--OthersNoArg $n pours $kself a glass of cold creamy milk and gulps it down.~
--CharFound   You pour a glass of cold creamy milk for $n and give it to $k.~
--OthersFound $n pours a glass of cold creamy milk and gives it to $n.~
--VictFound   $n pours a glass of cold creamy milk and hands it to you.~
--CharAuto    You hoist a glass of cold creamy milk and gulp it down.~
--OthersAuto  $n hoists a glass of cold frothy milk and gulps it down.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        miss~
--CharNoArg   Your heart pines for a special someone that you miss so much. Awwww.~
--OthersNoArg $n's heart pines for a special someone $j misses so much. Awwwww.~
--CharFound   You tell $n that your heart has been aching cuz you've missed $k so much. Awww.~
--OthersFound $n tells $n that $l heart has been aching cuz $j missed $k so much. Awww.~
--VictFound   $n tells you that $l heart has been aching cuz $j missed you so much. Awww.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        mistletoe~
--CharNoArg   You point at the mistletoe above your head, and pucker up.~
--OthersNoArg $n points to the mistletoe above $l head, and puckers up.~
--CharFound   You point to the mistletoe above $n's head, puckering up.~
--OthersFound $n points to the mistletoe above $n's head, and puckers up.~
--VictFound   $n points to the mistletoe above your head, puckering up.~
--CharAuto    You point at the mistletoe above your head, and pucker up.~
--OthersAuto  $n points to the mistletoe above $l head, and puckers up.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        mmm~
--CharNoArg   You go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.~
--OthersNoArg $n says 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
--CharFound   You go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.~
--OthersFound $n says 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
--VictFound   $n thinks of you and says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
--CharAuto    You think of yourself and go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.~
--OthersAuto  $n thinks of $kself and says 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        moan~
--CharNoArg   You start to moan.~
--OthersNoArg $n starts moaning.~
--CharFound   You moan for the loss of $k.~
--OthersFound $n moans for the loss of $n.~
--VictFound   $n moans at the sight of you.  Hmmmm.~
--CharAuto    You moan at yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n makes $kself moan.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        moi~
--CharNoArg   You look demure and ask, "moi?"~
--OthersNoArg $n looks demure and asks, "moi?"~
--CharFound   You look at $n demurely and ask, "moi?"~
--OthersFound $n looks demurely at $n and asks, "moi?"~
--VictFound   $n looks at you demurely and asks, "moi?"~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        monkey~
--CharNoArg   You run around looking for a tree to swing on...maybe a banana.~
--OthersNoArg $n is looking for a tree to swing on...maybe a banana.~
--CharFound   You climb all over $n like a love-struck monkey.~
--OthersFound $n is climbing all over $n like a love-struck monkey.~
--VictFound   $n climbs all over you like a love-struck monkey.~
--CharAuto    You make a monkey out of yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n is making a monkey out of $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        mooch~
--CharNoArg   You beg for money, weapons, coins.~
--OthersNoArg $n says 'Spare change?'~
--CharFound   You beg $n for money, weapons, coins.~
--OthersFound $n begs you for favors of the insidious type...~
--VictFound   $n begs you for favors of the insidious type...~
--CharAuto    You beg for money, weapons, coins.~
--OthersAuto  $n says 'Spare change?'~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        moocow~
--CharNoArg   You make cow noises.  Mooooooooooooooooooo!~
--OthersNoArg $n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.~
--CharFound   You make cow noises at $k.  Mooooooooooooooooooo!~
--OthersFound $n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow at $n.~
--VictFound   $n looks at you and Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.~
--CharAuto    You make cow noises.  Mooooooooooooooooooo!~
--OthersAuto  $n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        moon~
--CharNoArg   You howl at the moon. Is that fur on your knuckles?~
--OthersNoArg $n howls at the moon. Is that fur on $l knuckles?~
--CharFound   You howl at $n. Feeling a little feral are we?~
--OthersFound $n howls at $n. Could be that $j is feeling a bit feral?~
--VictFound   $n howls at you. Could $j be feeling a bit feral?~
--CharAuto    Howling to yourself? The moon does seem a bit bright tonight..~
--OthersAuto  $n is howling to $kself.  Must be a bright moon tonight..~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        muffin~
--CharNoArg   You bite into a big warm muffin. Yummy!~
--OthersNoArg $n bites into a big warm muffin. Yummy!~
--CharFound   You give $n a big warm muffin. Yummy!~
--OthersFound $n gives $n a big warm muffin. Yummy!~
--VictFound   $n gives you a big warm muffin. Yum! Yum! Yummy!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        muhaha~
--CharNoArg   You laugh diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!.~
--OthersNoArg $n laughs diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!..~
--CharFound   You laugh at $k diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!..~
--OthersFound $n laughs at $n diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!..~
--VictFound   $n laughs at you diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!..~
--CharAuto    Muhaha at yourself??  Weird.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        mumble~
--CharNoArg   You mumble incoherently.~
--OthersNoArg $n is mumbling under $l breath.~
--CharFound   You mumble to $n, hoping $j will listen.~
--OthersFound $n is mumbling something to $n.~
--VictFound   $n looks right at you and starts mumbling.  Uh-oh.~
--CharAuto    You mumble to yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n is mumbling something to $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        mutter~
--CharNoArg   You mutter distractedly.~
--OthersNoArg $n mutters distractedly.~
--CharFound   You mutter to yourself and shake your head at $k.~
--OthersFound $n mutters distractedly and shakes $l head at $n.~
--VictFound   $n mutters distractedly and shakes $l head at you.~
--CharAuto    You mutter dithyrambically to yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n mutters at $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        nag~
--CharNoArg   You feel nagged.~
--OthersNoArg $n feels nagged.~
--CharFound   You nag $n. Nag $k like a hag!~
--OthersFound $n nags $n. Nags $k like a hag!~
--VictFound   $n nags you. Nags you like a hag!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        nail~
--CharNoArg   You nibble nervously on your nails.~
--OthersNoArg $n nibbles nervously on $l fingernails.~
--CharFound   You nibble nervously on your nails.~
--OthersFound $n nibbles nervously on $l fingernails.~
--VictFound   $n nibbles nervously on your fingernails.  Yuck!~
--CharAuto    You nibble nervously on your nails.~
--OthersAuto  $n nibbles nervously on $l fingernails.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        nibble~
--CharNoArg   Nibble on whom?~
--CharFound   You nibble on $n's ear.~
--OthersFound $n nibbles on $n's ear.~
--VictFound   $n nibbles on your ear.~
--CharAuto    You nibble on your OWN ear.~
--OthersAuto  $n nibbles on $l OWN ear.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        nod~
--CharNoArg   You nod solemnly.~
--OthersNoArg $n nods solemnly.~
--CharFound   You nod in agreement to $k.~
--OthersFound $n nods in agreement to $n.~
--VictFound   $n nods in agreement with you.~
--CharAuto    You nod at yourself.  Are you getting senile?~
--OthersAuto  $n nods at $kself.  $j must be getting senile.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        nog~
--CharNoArg   You nog yourself!~
--OthersNoArg $n nogs $lself.~
--CharFound   You nog $n.~
--OthersFound $n nogs $n.~
--VictFound   $n nogs you.~
--CharAuto    You nog yourself. Prevert!~
--OthersAuto  $n nogs $kself. What a pervert!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        noogie~
--CharNoArg   You noogie.~
--CharFound   You grind your knuckles into the top of $n's head.~
--OthersFound $n grinds $l knuckles into the top of $n's head.~
--VictFound   $n grinds $l knuckles into the top of your head with glee.~
--CharAuto    Doesn't that hurt?~
--OthersAuto  $n grinds $l knuckles into $l head, oblivious to the pain.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        nose~
--CharNoArg   You wiggle your nose.~
--OthersNoArg $n wiggles $l nose.~
--CharFound   You tweak $l nose.~
--OthersFound $n tweaks $n's nose.~
--VictFound   $n tweaks your nose.~
--CharAuto    You tweak your own nose!~
--OthersAuto  $n tweaks $l own nose!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        nudge~
--CharNoArg   Nudge whom?~
--CharFound   You nudge $k.~
--OthersFound $n nudges $n.~
--VictFound   $n nudges you.~
--CharAuto    You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.~
--OthersAuto  $n nudges $kself, to keep $kself awake.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        nuzzle~
--CharNoArg   Nuzzle whom?~
--CharFound   You nuzzle $l neck softly.~
--OthersFound $n softly nuzzles $n's neck.~
--VictFound   $n softly nuzzles your neck.~
--CharAuto    I'm sorry, fri#SOCIAL_END~, but that's impossible.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        ogle~
--CharNoArg   Whom do you want to ogle?~
--CharFound   You ogle $k like $j was a piece of meat.~
--OthersFound $n ogles $n.  Maybe you should leave them alone for awhile?~
--VictFound   $n ogles you.  Guess what $j is thinking about?~
--CharAuto    You ogle yourself.  You may just be too weird for this mud.~
--OthersAuto  $n ogles $kself.  Better hope that $j stops there.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        ohno~
--CharNoArg   Oh no!  You did it again!~
--OthersNoArg Oh no!  $n did it again!~
--CharFound   You exclaim to $k, 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
--OthersFound $n exclaims to $n, 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
--VictFound   $n exclaims to you, 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
--CharAuto    You exclaim to yourself, 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
--OthersAuto  $n exclaims to $kself, 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        oink~
--CharNoArg   Ooooooink! You're such a pig!~
--OthersNoArg $n is acting like a pig!~
--CharFound   You look at $n and bellow 'Oooooink!'~
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and bellows 'Ooooink!'~
--VictFound   $n looks at you and bellows 'Ooooink!'  $j must think you are a pig!~
--CharAuto    You start thinking that you are acting like a pig, stop that!~
--OthersAuto  $n thinks that $j is acting like a pig!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        ooo~
--CharNoArg   You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.~
--OthersNoArg $n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
--CharFound   You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.~
--OthersFound $n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
--VictFound   $n thinks of you and says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
--CharAuto    You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.~
--OthersAuto  $n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        oops~
--CharNoArg   You put your finger in your mouth and say, "Oopsie! Did I do that?"~
--OthersNoArg $n puts $l finger in $l mouth and says, "Oopsie! Did I do that?"~
--CharFound   You look at $n and say, "Oopsie! Did I do that to you $n?"~
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and says, "Oopsie! Did I do that to $n?"~
--VictFound   $n looks at you and says, "Oopsie! Did I do that to you $n?"~
--CharAuto    You want to oops yourself? Sounds demented.~
--OthersAuto  $n wants to oops $kself. $n must be delusional.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        ouch~
--CharNoArg   You say 'ouchie wouchies'!~
--OthersNoArg $n says 'ouchie wouchies'!~
--CharFound   You look at $n and think 'ouchie wouchies'!~
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and thinks 'ouchie wouchies'!~
--VictFound   $n looks at you and thinks 'ouchie wouchies'!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        owl~
--CharNoArg   You turn your head around in a circle and ask, "Who? Who? Who?"~
--OthersNoArg $n turns $l head around in a circle and asks "Who? Who? Who?"~
--CharFound   You turn your head around in a circle and ask $n "Who? Who? Who?"~
--OthersFound $n turns $l head around in a circle and asks "Who? Who? Who?"~
--VictFound   $n turns $l head around in a circle and asks you, "Who? Who? Who?"~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        pace~
--CharNoArg   You pace around the Space in agitation.~
--OthersNoArg $n paces around the Space with an agitated expression.~
--CharFound   You pace around $n, wearing a path around $k.~
--OthersFound $n paces around $n, wearing a rather large path .~
--VictFound   $n paces around you. It's starting to make your head spin.~
--CharAuto    You pace around yourself, making yourself quite dizzy.~
--OthersAuto  $n paces around $kself, looking rather dizzy.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        pant~
--CharNoArg   You begin to pant loudly and sloppily.~
--OthersNoArg $n begins to pant loudly.~
--CharFound   You begin to pant loudly at $n.~
--OthersFound $n begins to pant loudly at $n.~
--VictFound   $n begins to pant loudly at you.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        pants~
--CharNoArg   You remove your pants.~
--OthersNoArg $n removes $l pants.~
--CharFound   You politely ask $n to remove $l pants.~
--OthersFound $n politely asks $n to remove $l pants.~
--VictFound   $n politely asks you to remove your pants and any other non-essential garments.~
--CharAuto    You hastily put on your pants.~
--OthersAuto  $n hastily puts on $l pants.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        passout~
--CharNoArg   You totter for a bit, then fall flat on your face.~
--OthersNoArg $n totters a bit and passes out flat on $l face.~
--CharFound   You pass out cold, toppling on to $n.  Poor sot.~
--OthersFound $n topples on to $n, passed out cold.  Poor sot.~
--VictFound   $n topples on to you, passed out cold.  Poor sot.~
--CharAuto    You try to catch yourself as you pass out, but fail miserably.~
--OthersAuto  $n tries to catch $kself as $j passes out, but fails miserably.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        pat~
--CharNoArg   Pat whom?~
--CharFound   You pat $n on $l back.~
--OthersFound $n pats $n on $l back.~
--VictFound   $n pats you on your back.~
--CharAuto    You pat yourself on your back.~
--OthersAuto  $n pats $kself on the back.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        peck~
--CharNoArg   You peck for seeds on the ground.~
--OthersNoArg $n pecks for seeds on the ground.~
--CharFound   You give $k a little peck on the cheek.~
--OthersFound $n gives $n a small peck on the cheek.~
--VictFound   $n gives you a sweet peck on the cheek.~
--CharAuto    You kiss your own pectoral muscles.~
--OthersAuto  $n pecks $kself on $l pectoral muscles.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        peer~
--CharNoArg   You peer intently about your surroundings.~
--OthersNoArg $n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt.~
--CharFound   You peer at $k quizzically.~
--OthersFound $n peers at $n quizzically.~
--VictFound   $n peers at you quizzically.~
--CharAuto    You peer intently about your surroundings.~
--OthersAuto  $n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        phew~
--CharNoArg   Phew! That was too close for words...~
--OthersNoArg $n wipes $l brow with obvious relief.~
--CharFound   You share your obvious relief with $k.~
--OthersFound $n glances at $n, a look of obvious relief on $l face.~
--VictFound   $n glances at you, a look of obvious relief on $l face.~
--CharAuto    You mutter to yourself in obvious relief, wiping your brow.~
--OthersAuto  $n mutters in obvious relief, wiping $l brow.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        pinch~
--CharNoArg   You pinch yourself to see if you're really awake!~
--OthersNoArg $n prepares to pinch someone .~
--CharFound   You pinch $n playfully..awww. ~
--OthersFound $n pinches $n! Must be some strange courting ritual...~
--VictFound   $n pinches your cheeks and smiles.~
--CharAuto    You pinch yourself and find that it wasn't a good idea. Ow!~
--OthersAuto  $n pinches $kself. Now that's lonely!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        point~
--CharNoArg   Point at whom?~
--CharFound   You point at $k accusingly.~
--OthersFound $n points at $n accusingly.~
--VictFound   $n points at you accusingly.~
--CharAuto    You point proudly at yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n points proudly at $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        poke~
--CharNoArg   Poke whom?~
--CharFound   You poke $k in the ribs.~
--OthersFound $n pokes $n in the ribs.~
--VictFound   $n pokes you in the ribs.~
--CharAuto    You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.~
--OthersAuto  $n pokes $kself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        ponder~
--CharNoArg   You ponder the question.~
--OthersNoArg $n sits down and thinks deeply.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        possum~
--CharNoArg   You do your best imitation of a corpse.~
--OthersNoArg $n hits the ground... DEAD.~
--CharFound   You do your best imitation of a corpse.~
--OthersFound $n hits the ground... DEAD.~
--VictFound   $n hits the ground... DEAD.~
--CharAuto    You do your best imitation of a corpse.~
--OthersAuto  $n hits the ground... DEAD.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        pounce~
--CharNoArg   Pounce on whom?~
--OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to pounce on.~
--CharFound   You pounce on $n, pinning $k to the ground.~
--OthersFound $n pounces on $n, pinning $k to the ground.~
--VictFound   $n pounces on you, pinning you to the ground.~
--CharAuto    You try pouncing on yourself, but it doesn't quite work.~
--OthersAuto  $n tries to pounce on $kself, but it doesn't quite work.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        pout~
--CharNoArg   Ah, don't take it so hard.~
--OthersNoArg $n pouts.~
--CharFound   You pout at the way $n is treating you.~
--OthersFound $n pouts at the way $j is being treated by $n.~
--VictFound   $n pouts at the way you are treating $k.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        pray~
--CharNoArg   You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.~
--OthersNoArg $n begs and grovels to the powers that be.~
--CharFound   You crawl in the dust before $k.~
--OthersFound $n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $n.~
--VictFound   $n kisses the dirt at your feet.~
--CharAuto    Talk about narcissism ...~
--OthersAuto  $n mumbles a prayer to $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        propose~
--CharNoArg   You look around for someone to marry.~
--OthersNoArg $n desperately seeks someone to marry.~
--CharFound   You fall onto your knees, and beg $n to marry you!~
--OthersFound $n drops to $l knees and begs $n to take $l hand in marriage!~
--VictFound   $n drops to one knee and begs you to become $l significant other for all eternity!~
--CharAuto    You love yourself so much that you would marry yourself if you could.~
--OthersAuto  $n loves $kself far too much.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        puke~
--CharNoArg   You make loud wretching noises and puke on the ground.~
--OthersNoArg $n makes loud wretching noises and pukes on the ground.~
--CharFound   You make loud wretching noises and puke on $n's shoes. Ewwwww!~
--OthersFound $n makes loud wretching noises and pukes on $n's shoes. Ewwww!~
--VictFound   $n makes loud wretching noises and pukes on your shoes. Ewwwww!~
--CharAuto    After emptying your stomach you look down and see that you are ankle deep in puke!~
--OthersAuto  $n emptied $l stomach here and has left the Space ankle deep in puke!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        pulse~
--CharNoArg   A vein in your head begins to pulse as you feel a killer headache begin to form.~
--OthersNoArg A vein begins to bulge on $n's forehead.  $j looks stressed!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        punch~
--CharNoArg   Punch whom?~
--CharFound   You punch $k playfully.~
--OthersFound $n punches $n playfully.~
--VictFound   $n punches you playfully.  OUCH!~
--CharAuto    You punch yourself.  You deserve it.~
--OthersAuto  $n punches $kself.  Why don't you join in?~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        purr~
--CharNoArg   MMMMEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW.~
--OthersNoArg $n purrs contentedly.~
--CharFound   You purr contentedly in $l lap.~
--OthersFound $n purrs contentedly in $n's lap.~
--VictFound   $n purrs contentedly in your lap.~
--CharAuto    You purr at yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n purrs at $kself.  Must be a cat thing.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        quack~
--CharNoArg   You quack like a duck!~
--OthersNoArg $n quacks like a duck!~
--CharFound   You quack at $n. Quack! Quack! Quack!~
--OthersFound $n quacks at $n. Quack! Quack! Quack!~
--VictFound   $n quacks at you. Quack! Quack! Quack!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        raise~
--CharNoArg   You raise your hand in response.~
--OthersNoArg $n raises $l hand in response.~
--CharFound   You raise your hand in response.~
--OthersFound $n raises $l hand in response.~
--VictFound   $n raises $l hand in response to you.~
--CharAuto    You raise your hand in response.~
--OthersAuto  $n raises $l hand in response.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        rampage~
--CharNoArg   You rampage merrily.~
--OthersNoArg $n rampages merrily.~
--CharFound   You rampage all over $n in a very merry manner.~
--OthersFound $n rampages all over $n in a very merry manner.~
--VictFound   $n rampages all over you in a very merry manner.~
--CharAuto    You rampage all over yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n rampages all over $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        rant~
--CharNoArg   You begin to rant and rave like a lunatic..~
--OthersNoArg $n begins to rant and rave like a lunatic..~
--CharFound   You rant and rave because of $n's actions.~
--OthersFound $n rants and raves because of $n's actions.~
--VictFound   $n rants and raves because of something you did.~
--CharAuto    You rant and rave at yourself. You ok?~
--OthersAuto  $n rants and raves at $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        ready~
--CharNoArg   You dig down into the dirt, ready to do battle.~
--OthersNoArg $n digs down into the dirt, obviously ready to do battle.~
--CharFound   You nod, alerting $n that this foe must now die miserably.~
--OthersFound $n nods, alerting $n that their unlucky foe must now die miserably.~
--VictFound   $n nods, signaling you that your foe must now die miserably.~
--CharAuto    You give yourself a neat motivational speech.~
--OthersAuto  $n withdraws into the clutches of some sort of motivational mantra.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        repop~
--CharNoArg   You begin to squeak like a mouse, hoping for a contagion.~
--OthersNoArg $n begins to squeak like a mouse.  Straaange.~
--CharFound   Sorry, $n won't be able to conjure squeakies any faster than you.~
--OthersFound $n begs $n to conjure some squeakies.  Shrink recomm#SOCIAL_END~ations?~
--VictFound   $n grovels at your boots, drooling rabidly in hopes of squeakies.~
--CharAuto    Not even a mouse...~
--OthersAuto  $n desperately scours the Space in pursuit of those elusive squeakies.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        ridicule~
--CharNoArg   You feel very ridiculous.~
--OthersNoArg $n feels very sheepish.~
--CharFound   You point and laugh at $n.  What a geek.~
--OthersFound $n falls down laughing, pointing at $n.~
--VictFound   $n is pointing and laughing at you.~
--CharAuto    You feel rather foolish, and grin sheepishly.~
--OthersAuto  Feeling foolish, $n laughs sheepishly at $lelf.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        roar~
--CharNoArg   You ROAR like a dragon.~
--OthersNoArg $n ROARS with a ferocity that shakes the earth!~
--CharFound   You ROAR in $n's face.~
--OthersFound $n ROARS at $n. (Obviously this is the part where you should feel intimidated)~
--VictFound   As $n roars in your face you curse the fact that toothpaste is hundreds of years away from being invented.~
--CharAuto    You ROARRRRRR!~
--OthersAuto  $n ROARS loudly to establish $l dominance.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        rofl~
--CharNoArg   You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.~
--OthersNoArg $n rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.~
--CharFound   You laugh your head off at $l remark.~
--OthersFound $n rolls on the floor laughing at $n's remark.~
--VictFound   $n can't stop laughing at your remark.~
--CharAuto    You roll on the floor and laugh at yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n laughs at $kself.  Join in the fun.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        roll~
--CharNoArg   You roll your eyes.~
--OthersNoArg $n rolls $l eyes.~
--CharFound   You roll your eyes at $k.~
--OthersFound $n rolls $l eyes at $n.~
--VictFound   $n rolls $l eyes at you.~
--CharAuto    You roll your eyes at yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n rolls $l eyes at $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        rub~
--CharNoArg   You rub your eyes.  How long have you been at this?~
--OthersNoArg $n rubs $l eyes.  $n must have been playing all day.~
--CharFound   You rub your eyes.  Has $n been playing as long as you have?~
--OthersFound $n rubs $l eyes.  $n must have been playing all day.~
--VictFound   $n rubs $l eyes.  Have you been playing as long as $k?~
--CharAuto    You rub your eyes.  How long have you been at this?~
--OthersAuto  $n rubs $l eyes.  $n must have been playing all day.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        ruffle~
--CharNoArg   You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.~
--CharFound   You ruffle $n's hair playfully.~
--OthersFound $n ruffles $n's hair playfully.~
--VictFound   $n ruffles your hair playfully.~
--CharAuto    You ruffle your hair.~
--OthersAuto  $n ruffles $l hair.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        runaway~
--CharNoArg   You scream 'RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!'.~
--OthersNoArg $n screams 'RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!'.~
--CharFound   You scream '$n, QUICK! RUN AWAY!'.~
--OthersFound $n screams '$n, QUICK! RUN AWAY!'.~
--VictFound   $n screams '$n, QUICK! RUN AWAY!'.~
--CharAuto    You desperately look for somewhere to run to!~
--OthersAuto  $n looks like $j's about to run away.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        sad~
--CharNoArg   You put on a glum expression.~
--OthersNoArg $n looks particularly glum today.  *sniff*~
--CharFound   You give $k your best glum expression.~
--OthersFound $n looks at $n glumly.  *sniff*  Poor $n.~
--VictFound   $n looks at you glumly.  *sniff*   Poor $n.~
--CharAuto    You bow your head and twist your toe in the dirt glumly.~
--OthersAuto  $n bows $l head and twists $l toe in the dirt glumly.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        salute~
--CharNoArg   You salute smartly.~
--OthersNoArg $n salutes smartly.~
--CharFound   You salute $k.~
--OthersFound $n salutes $n.~
--VictFound   $n salutes you.~
--CharAuto    Huh?~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        sandwich~
--CharNoArg   You whip out a samwhich and munch quietly.~
--OthersNoArg $n whips out a samwich and begins to munch quietly.~
--CharFound   You whip out a samwich and give it to $n. Maybe $j will like you now.~
--OthersFound $n whips out a samwhich and gives it to $n. $n hopes $j will like $k now.~
--VictFound   $n whips out a samwhich and gives it to you. $n hopes you will like $k now.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        scowl~
--CharNoArg   You scowl angrily.~
--OthersNoArg $n scowls angrily.~
--CharFound   You scowl angrily at $k.~
--OthersFound $n scowls angrily at $n.~
--VictFound   $n scowls angrily at you.~
--CharAuto    You scowl angrily at yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n scowls angrily at $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        scream~
--CharNoArg   ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!~
--OthersNoArg $n screams loudly!~
--CharFound   ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!  Yes, it MUST have been $l fault!!!~
--OthersFound $n screams loudly at $n.  Better leave before $n blames you, too!!!~
--VictFound   $n screams at you!  That's not nice!  *sniff*~
--CharAuto    You scream at yourself.  Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!~
--OthersAuto  $n screams loudly at $kself!  Is there a full moon up?~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        serenade~
--CharNoArg   You raise your clear voice towards the sky.~
--OthersNoArg $n has begun to sing.~
--CharFound   You sing a ballad to $k.~
--OthersFound $n sings a ballad to $n.~
--VictFound   $n sings a ballad to you!  How sweet!~
--CharAuto    You sing a little ditty to yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n sings a little ditty to $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        shake~
--CharNoArg   You shake your head.~
--OthersNoArg $n shakes $l head.~
--CharFound   You shake your head in response to $n's question.~
--OthersFound $n shakes $l head in $n's direction.~
--VictFound   $n shakes $l head in response to your question.~
--CharAuto    You are shaken by yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        shame~
--CharNoArg   You are ashamed of yourself.~
--OthersNoArg $n is ashamed of $kself.~
--CharFound   You point at $n and say, "shame! shame!"~
--OthersFound $n points at $n and says, "shame! shame!"~
--VictFound   $n points at you and says, "shame! shame!"~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        shhh~
--CharNoArg   You frown and say, "Shhhhhh"~
--OthersNoArg $n asks everyone to please be quiet.~
--CharFound   You tell $n to be quiet.~
--OthersFound $n attempts to make $n close $l mouth in the interest of peace.~
--VictFound   $n has asked you to please be quiet.~
--CharAuto    You remind yourself to shaddup.~
--OthersAuto  $n oddly tells $kself to be quiet. Those darn voices again.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        shiver~
--CharNoArg   Brrrrrrrrr.~
--OthersNoArg $n shivers uncomfortably.~
--CharFound   You shiver at the thought of fighting $k.~
--OthersFound $n shivers at the thought of fighting $n.~
--VictFound   $n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.~
--CharAuto    You shiver to yourself?~
--OthersAuto  $n scares $kself to shivers.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        shopping~
--CharNoArg   You announce it's time to go shopping. All the males flee the Space!~
--OthersNoArg $n announces it's time to go shopping. All the males flee the Space!~
--CharFound   You tell $n it's time to go shopping. All the males flee the Space!~
--OthersFound $n tells $n it's time to go shopping. All the males flee the Space!~
--VictFound   $n tells you it's time to go shopping. All the males flee the Space!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        shrug~
--CharNoArg   You shrug.~
--OthersNoArg $n shrugs helplessly.~
--CharFound   You shrug in response to $l question.~
--OthersFound $n shrugs in response to $n's question.~
--VictFound   $n shrugs in response to your question.~
--CharAuto    You shrug to yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n shrugs to $kself.  What a strange person.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        shudder~
--CharNoArg   Your body shivers in uncontrollable revulsion.~
--OthersNoArg $n convulses as $j shudders in disgust.~
--CharFound   Just looking at $n makes you want to wretch!~
--OthersFound $n shudders in disgust at $n!~
--VictFound   $n shudders in disgust at your wretched behavior!~
--CharAuto    You disgust yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n shudders with repulsion as $j thinks of $l behavior.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        sigh~
--CharNoArg   You sigh.~
--OthersNoArg $n sighs loudly.~
--CharFound   You sigh as you think of $k.~
--OthersFound $n sighs at the sight of $n.~
--VictFound   $n sighs as $j thinks of you.  Touching, huh?~
--CharAuto    You sigh at yourself.  You MUST be lonely.~
--OthersAuto  $n sighs at $kself.  What a sorry sight.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        silly~
--CharNoArg   You announce that you are just a big old silly.~
--OthersNoArg $n announces that $j is just a big old silly.~
--CharFound   You think $n is a big old silly.~
--OthersFound $n thinks $n is a big old silly.~
--VictFound   $n thinks you are a big old silly.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        slap~
--CharNoArg   Slap whom?~
--OthersNoArg $n raises $l hand spastically as if to slap an unseen annoyance.~
--CharFound   You rear back and slap $k with all your might.~
--OthersFound $n rears back and slaps $n for $l stupidity.~
--VictFound   $n rears back and slaps you cruelly for your stupidity.  OUCH!~
--CharAuto    You slap yourself.  You deserve it.~
--OthersAuto  $n slaps $kself.  Why don't you join in?~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        slaughter~
--CharNoArg   Wielding a massive cleaver, you prowl for unsuspecting meat.~
--OthersNoArg $n grips a massive cleaver tightly, grinning mischievously.~
--CharFound   Your cleaver swings carelessly as you chop $n into itsy bitsy pieces.~
--OthersFound $n's cleaver cuts through the air, then through $n... repeatedly.~
--VictFound   That's gonna leave a mark.~
--CharAuto    Chop, chop, chop.  Ouch, ouch, ouch.~
--OthersAuto  A-chopping $n will go...~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        slime~
--CharNoArg   Slime who?~
--CharFound   You dump a bucket of slime all over $n. How cavalier!~
--OthersFound $n dumps a bucket of slime all over $n. How cavalier!~
--VictFound   $n dumps a bucket of slime all over you. Eeeeeeeew! How gross!~
--CharAuto    You want to slime yourself? Don't be silly!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        slobber~
--CharNoArg   You slobber all over the floor.~
--OthersNoArg $n slobbers all over the floor.~
--CharFound   You slobber all over $k.~
--OthersFound $n slobbers all over $n.~
--VictFound   $n slobbers all over you.~
--CharAuto    You slobber all down your front.~
--OthersAuto  $n slobbers all over $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        slurp~
--CharNoArg   Slurp! Slurp!~
--OthersNoArg $n slurps $l drink noisily.~
--CharFound   You slurp $n!~
--OthersFound $n takes $n's face into $l hands and slurps $k! ~
--VictFound   $n grabs ahold of your face and slurps you!~
--CharAuto    That's really not possible.~
--OthersAuto  $n tries to do something not physically possible.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        smile~
--CharNoArg   You smile happily.~
--OthersNoArg $n smiles happily.~
--CharFound   You smile at $k.~
--OthersFound $n beams a smile at $n.~
--VictFound   $n smiles at you.~
--CharAuto    You smile at yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n smiles at $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        smirk~
--CharNoArg   You smirk.~
--OthersNoArg $n smirks.~
--CharFound   You smirk at $l saying.~
--OthersFound $n smirks at $n's saying.~
--VictFound   $n smirks at your saying.~
--CharAuto    You smirk at yourself.  Okay ...~
--OthersAuto  $n smirks at $l own 'wisdom'.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        smite~
--CharNoArg   You are in the mood to smite someone.~
--OthersNoArg $n is in a smiting mood. Runaway!!!~
--CharFound   You attempt to smite $n!~
--OthersFound $n attempts to SMITE $n with a single mighty blow!~
--VictFound   $n smites you with a single blow!~
--CharAuto    Smiting oneself is not permitted by the Gods.~
--OthersAuto  $n tries to smite $kself. Fortunately, the Gods intervened just in time.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        smooch~
--CharNoArg   You are searching for someone to smooch.~
--OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to smooch.~
--CharFound   You give $k a nice, wet smooch.~
--OthersFound $n and $n are smooching in the corner.~
--VictFound   $n smooches you passionately on the lips.~
--CharAuto    You smooch yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n smooches $kself.  Yuck.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        snap~
--CharNoArg   PRONTO ! You snap your fingers.~
--OthersNoArg $n snaps $l fingers.~
--CharFound   You snap back at $k.~
--OthersFound $n snaps back at $n.~
--VictFound   $n snaps back at you!~
--CharAuto    You snap yourself to attention.~
--OthersAuto  $n snaps $kself to attention.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        snarl~
--CharNoArg   You grizzle your teeth and look mean.~
--OthersNoArg $n snarls angrily.~
--CharFound   You snarl at $k.~
--OthersFound $n snarls at $n.~
--VictFound   $n snarls at you, for some reason.~
--CharAuto    You snarl at yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n snarls at $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        sneer~
--CharNoArg   You sneer in contempt.~
--OthersNoArg $n sneers in contempt.~
--CharFound   You sneer at $k in contempt.~
--OthersFound $n sneers at $n in contempt.~
--VictFound   $n sneers at you in contempt.~
--CharAuto    You sneer at yourself in contempt.~
--OthersAuto  $n sneers at $kself in contempt.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        sneeze~
--CharNoArg   Gesundheit!~
--OthersNoArg $n sneezes.~
--CharFound   You sneeze all over $n.~
--OthersFound $n sneezes all over $n. Ewwww!~
--VictFound   $n sneezes all over you. How rude!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        sngrin~
--CharNoArg   You grin mischieviously.~
--OthersNoArg $n grins as if $l thoughts are mischevious.~
--CharFound   You give $n your award winning sneaky grin..~
--OthersFound $n gives $n a very sneaky looking grin.~
--VictFound   $n gives you a grin that makes you reach for your coin purse to see if it's there.~
--CharAuto    You grin mischieviously.~
--OthersAuto  $n grins in a way that makes you reach for your coin purse to see if it's there.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        snicker~
--CharNoArg   You snicker softly.~
--OthersNoArg $n snickers softly.~
--CharFound   You snicker with $k about your shared secret.~
--OthersFound $n snickers with $n about their shared secret.~
--VictFound   $n snickers with you about your shared secret.~
--CharAuto    You snicker at your own evil thoughts.~
--OthersAuto  $n snickers at $l own evil thoughts.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        sniff~
--CharNoArg   You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*~
--OthersNoArg $n sniffs sadly.~
--CharFound   You sniff sadly at the way $j is treating you.~
--OthersFound $n sniffs sadly at the way $n is treating $k.~
--VictFound   $n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $k.~
--CharAuto    You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.~
--OthersAuto  $n sniffs sadly at $kself.  Something MUST be bothering $k.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        snore~
--CharNoArg   Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.~
--OthersNoArg $n snores loudly.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        snorkel~
--CharNoArg   You stick your head under water and blow bubbles out of your nose.~
--OthersNoArg $n sticks $l head under water and blows bubbles out of $l nose.~
--CharFound   You invite $n to go snorkeling with you.~
--OthersFound $n invites $n to go snorkling with $k.~
--VictFound   $n invites you to go snorkeling with $k.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        snort~
--CharNoArg   You snort in disgust.~
--OthersNoArg $n snorts in disgust.~
--CharFound   You snort at $k in disgust.~
--OthersFound $n snorts at $n in disgust.~
--VictFound   $n snorts at you in disgust.~
--CharAuto    You snort at yourself in disgust.~
--OthersAuto  $n snorts at $kself in disgust.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        snowball~
--CharNoArg   Whom do you want to throw a snowball at?~
--CharFound   You throw a snowball in $n's face.~
--OthersFound $n throws a snowball at $n.~
--VictFound   $n throws a snowball at you.~
--CharAuto    You throw a snowball at yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n throws a snowball at $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        snuggle~
--CharNoArg   Who?~
--CharFound   you snuggle $k.~
--OthersFound $n snuggles up to $n.~
--VictFound   $n snuggles up to you.~
--CharAuto    You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.~
--OthersAuto  $n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        snuke~
--CharNoArg   You attempt to smile, but have your fingers on the wrong keys.~
--OthersNoArg $n tries to smile, but has $l fingers on the wrong keys.~
--CharFound   You try to smile at $n, but have your fingers on the wrong keys.~
--OthersFound $n attempts to smile at $n, but has $l fingers on the wrong keys!~
--VictFound   $n attempts to smile at you, but has $l fingers on the wrong keys!~
--CharAuto    You snuke yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n snukes $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        social~
--CharNoArg   You pray to the God's for a new social~
--OthersNoArg Desperately begs for a new social~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        spam~
--CharNoArg   You gobble down a can of spam. Oink!~
--OthersNoArg $n gobbles down a can of spam. Oink!~
--CharFound   You hurl a can of Spam at $n. Hey! No spamming allowed here!~
--OthersFound $n hurls a can of Spam at $n. Silly $n ... $j thinks that is spamming.~
--VictFound   $n hurls a can of Spam at you. What a fool! I bet $j thinks $j is spamming you.~
--CharAuto    You want to spam yourself? Forget it!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        spank~
--CharNoArg   Spank whom?~
--CharFound   You spank $k playfully.~
--OthersFound $n spanks $n playfully.~
--VictFound   $n spanks you playfully.  OUCH!~
--CharAuto    You spank yourself.  Kinky!~
--OthersAuto  $n spanks $kself.  Kinky!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        spin~
--CharNoArg   You twirl in a graceful pirouette.~
--OthersNoArg $n twirls in a graceful pirouette.~
--CharFound   You spin $k on one finger.~
--OthersFound $n spins $n on $l finger.~
--VictFound   $n spins you around on $l finger.~
--CharAuto    You spin yourself around and around and around....~
--OthersAuto  $n spins $kself around and around and around...~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        spit~
--CharNoArg   You spit.~
--OthersNoArg $n spits like a camel..get out of the way!!~
--CharFound   You spit on $n. This is how the plague spreads.~
--OthersFound $n has spit on $n. Obviously how the plague spread.~
--VictFound   $n hocks a big glob of spit at you! Ewwww~
--CharAuto    You spit on yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n spits into the wind. Unfortunately the wind is blowing towards $k.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        spum~
--CharNoArg   You are so spammed you are now spummed.~
--OthersNoArg $n is so spammed $j is now spummed.~
--CharFound   You spam $n so much $j is now spummed.~
--OthersFound $n spams $n so hard $j is now spummed.~
--VictFound   $n spams you so hard you are now spummed.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        squeak~
--CharNoArg   You squeak like a mouse.~
--OthersNoArg $n squeaks like a mouse.~
--CharFound   You squeak at $k.~
--OthersFound $n squeaks at $n.  Is $j a man or a mouse?~
--VictFound   $n squeaks at you.  Is $j a man or a mouse?~
--CharAuto    You squeak at yourself like a mouse.~
--OthersAuto  $n squeaks at $kself like a mouse.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        squeal~
--CharNoArg   You squeal with delight.~
--OthersNoArg $n squeals with delight.~
--CharFound   You squeal at $k.~
--OthersFound $n squeals at $n.  Wonder why?~
--VictFound   $n squeals at you.  You must be doing something good.~
--CharAuto    You squeal at yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n squeals at $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        squeeze~
--CharNoArg   Where, what, how, whom?~
--CharFound   You squeeze $k fondly.~
--OthersFound $n squeezes $n fondly.~
--VictFound   $n squeezes you fondly.~
--CharAuto    You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!~
--OthersAuto  $n squeezes $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        squint~
--CharNoArg   Bright light! Bright light!~
--OthersNoArg $n hides $l wee pupils from Ra's menacing globe.~
--CharFound   $n glows with energy!~
--OthersFound $n hides $l wee pupils from $n's radiant aura.~
--VictFound   $n hides $l wee pupils from your radiant aura.~
--CharAuto    You attempt to invert your eyeballs.  That's GOTTA hurt.~
--OthersAuto  $n tries to hide $l wee pupils from themself.  They glow with strangeness!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        squirm~
--CharNoArg   You squirm guiltily.~
--OthersNoArg $n squirms guiltily.  Looks like $j did it.~
--CharFound   You squirm in front of $k.~
--OthersFound $n squirms in front of $n.~
--VictFound   $n squirms in front of you.  You make $k nervous.~
--CharAuto    You squirm and squirm and squirm....~
--OthersAuto  $n squirms and squirms and squirm.....~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        squish~
--CharNoArg   You squish your toes into the sand.~
--OthersNoArg $n squishes $l toes into the sand.~
--CharFound   You squish $k between your legs.~
--OthersFound $n squishes $n between $l legs.~
--VictFound   $n squishes you between $l legs.~
--CharAuto    You squish yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n squishes $kself.  OUCH.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        stare~
--CharNoArg   You stare at the sky.~
--OthersNoArg $n stares at the sky.~
--CharFound   You stare dreamily at $n, completely lost in $l eyes..~
--OthersFound $n stares dreamily at $n.~
--VictFound   $n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.~
--CharAuto    You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.~
--OthersAuto  $n stares dreamily at $kself - NARCISSIST!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        steam~
--CharNoArg   You are so angry that two sharp blasts of steam come whistling out of your ears.~
--OthersNoArg $n is so angry that two sharp blasts of steam come whistling out of $l ears.~
--CharFound   You are so angry at $n that two sharp blasts of steam come whistling out of your ears.~
--OthersFound $n is so angry at $n that two sharp blasts of steam come whistling out of $l ears!~
--VictFound   $n is so angry at you that two sharp blasts of steam come whistling out of $l ears!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        stomp~
--CharNoArg   You stomp your feet and pout like the baby you are.~
--OthersNoArg $n stomps $l feet and throws a tantrum like a baby.~
--CharFound   $n kicks $l feet on the ground for what $n did to $l.~
--OthersFound $n stomps $l feet and throws a tantrum at $n.~
--VictFound   $n stomps $l feet like a baby.~
--CharAuto    You stomp your feet in a virtual temper tantrum.~
--OthersAuto  $n throws a tantrum. What a baby!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        stone~
--CharNoArg   $n kicks a stone at nothing in particular.~
--CharFound   You begin to pelt $k with large stones.~
--OthersFound $n attempts to stone $n to death! Eeeek!~
--VictFound   $n throws several stones at you! Owwww. Are you gonna take that?~
--CharAuto    The gods don't allow suicide.~
--OthersAuto  $n picks up a rock and throws it straight up in the air. Watch out!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        stretch~
--CharNoArg   You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~
--OthersNoArg $n stretches luxuriously.  Makes you want to, doesn't it?~
--CharFound   You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~
--OthersFound $n stretches luxuriously.  Makes you want to, doesn't it?~
--VictFound   $n stretches luxuriously.  Makes you want to, doesn't it?~
--CharAuto    You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~
--OthersAuto  $n stretches luxuriously.  Makes you want to, doesn't it?~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        strut~
--CharNoArg   Strut your stuff.~
--OthersNoArg $n struts, thinking $j's far too sexy for this mud.~
--CharFound   You strut to get $l attention.~
--OthersFound $n struts, hoping to get $n's attention.~
--VictFound   $n struts, hoping to get your attention.~
--CharAuto    You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.~
--OthersAuto  $n struts to $kself, lost in $l own world.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        stud~
--CharNoArg   You strike a pose in your most studly style!~
--OthersNoArg $n strikes a pose in $l most studly style!~
--CharFound   You think $n is a supreme stud!~
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and thinks, "Wow! What a stud!"~
--VictFound   $n thinks you are a supreme stud!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        stuff~
--CharNoArg   You stuff your imaginary fri#SOCIAL_END~ into an extradimensional portal.~
--OthersNoArg $n stuffs $l imaginary fri#SOCIAL_END~ into an extradimensional portal.~
--CharFound   You stuff $n into an extradimensional portal...where $j belongs.~
--OthersFound $n stuffs $n into an extradimensional portal...where $j belongs.~
--VictFound   $n stuffs you into an extradimensional portal...where you belong.~
--CharAuto    You attempt to dive head first into an extradimensional portal.~
--OthersAuto  $n attempts to hide by diving head first into an extradimensional portal.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        suffer~
--CharNoArg   No xp again?  You suffer at the hands of fate.~
--OthersNoArg $n is suffering.  Looks like $j can't seem to level.~
--CharFound   You tell $k how you suffer whenever you're away from $k.~
--OthersFound $n tells $n that $j suffers whenever they're apart.~
--VictFound   $n tells you that $j suffers whenever you're apart.~
--CharAuto    No xp again?  You suffer at the hands of fate.~
--OthersAuto  $n is suffering.  Looks like $j can't seem to level.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        sulk~
--CharNoArg   You sulk.~
--OthersNoArg $n sulks in the corner.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        sweetheart~
--CharNoArg   You are looking for someone to call sweetheart.~
--OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to call sweetheart.~
--CharFound   You croon to $n, "Let me call you sweetheart. I'm in love with you."~
--VictFound   $n croons to you, "Let me call you sweetheart. I'm in love with you."~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        sweetie~
--CharNoArg   You look for your sweetie but cannot find them.~
--OthersNoArg $n looks for $l sweetie but cannot find them.~
--CharFound   You spot $n and coo, "Hello Sweetie!"~
--OthersFound $n spots $n and coos, "Hello Sweetie!"~
--VictFound   $n spots you and coos, "Hello Sweetie!"~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        swoon~
--CharNoArg   You swoon in ecstacy.~
--OthersNoArg $n swoons in ecstacy.~
--CharFound   You swoon in ecstacy at the thought of $k.~
--OthersFound $n swoons in ecstacy at the thought of $n.~
--VictFound   $n swoons in ecstacy as $j thinks of you.~
--CharAuto    You swoon in ecstacy.~
--OthersAuto  $n swoons in ecstacy.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        tackle~
--CharNoArg   You can't tackle the AIR!~
--CharFound   You run over to $k and bring $k down!~
--OthersFound $n runs over to $n and tackles $k to the ground!~
--VictFound   $n runs over to you and tackles you to the ground!~
--CharAuto    You wrap your arms around yourself, and throw yourself to the ground.~
--OthersAuto  $n wraps $l arms around $kself and brings $kself down!?~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        tag~
--CharNoArg   You shout, "Enough killing!  Let's play some tag!"~
--OthersNoArg $n says, "Enough killing!  Let's play some tag!"~
--CharFound   You slap $n on the back and scream, "You're it slowpoke!"~
--OthersFound $n slaps $n on the back and screams, "You're it slowpoke!"~
--VictFound   $n slaps you on the back and screams, "You're it slowpoke!"~
--CharAuto    You dodge your left hand, but are led directly into your right!  Fool!~
--OthersAuto  $n dodges $l left hand, but is led directly into $l right!  Fool!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        tamale~
--CharNoArg   You are a hot tamale. Arriba!~
--OthersNoArg $n is one hot tamale. Arriba!~
--CharFound   You look at $n and think, "Wow! What a hot tamale!"~
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and thinks, "Wow! What a hot tamale!"~
--VictFound   $n looks at you and thinks, "Wow! What a hot tamale!"~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        tap~
--CharNoArg   You tap your foot impatiently.~
--OthersNoArg $n taps $l foot impatiently.~
--CharFound   You tap your foot impatiently.  Will $j ever be ready?~
--OthersFound $n taps $l foot impatiently as $j waits for $n.~
--VictFound   $n taps $l foot impatiently as $j waits for you.~
--CharAuto    You tap yourself on the head.  Ouch!~
--OthersAuto  $n taps $kself on the head.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        taunt~
--CharNoArg   You peer around you, looking for someone to taunt.~
--OthersNoArg $n wants to taunt someone.~
--CharFound   You taunt $k. Hope $j doesn't make you do it a second time!~
--OthersFound $n is taunting $n.~
--VictFound   $n taunts you cruelly, and threatens to do it again! Watch out!~
--CharAuto    You really can't taunt yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n attempts to taunt $kself. Perhaps $j needs help?~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        teapot~
--CharNoArg   Where do your arms go again?..~
--OthersNoArg $n tries to remember the words to that song...~
--CharFound   You place your arms in position and begin singing "I'm a little teapot, short and stout"~
--OthersFound $n gets $l hands in position and beings doing the teapot dance.~
--VictFound   $n puts $l hands in position and begins singing "I'm a little teapot, short and stout", to you.~
--CharAuto    You being doing the teapot dance for your own amusement..bored maybe?~
--OthersAuto  $n begins singing and dancing to I'm a little teapot, better call the asylum.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        tease~
--CharNoArg   You look for someone to tease.~
--OthersNoArg $n searches for a victim to tease.~
--CharFound   You tease $k playfully.~
--OthersFound $n is such a tease!~
--VictFound   $n teases you playfully.~
--CharAuto    You attempt to tease yourself. Pick on someone else!~
--OthersAuto  $n tries to tease $kself. What a loon.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        tee~
--CharNoArg   You say "tee hee" showing off your cute dimples.~
--OthersNoArg $n shows off $l cute dimples saying, "tee hee".~
--CharFound   You show off your cute dimples to $n saying, "tee hee".~
--OthersFound $n shows of $l cute dimples to $n saying, "tee hee".~
--VictFound   $n shows off $l cute dimples to you saying, "tee hee".~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        temple~
--CharNoArg   You want to do what?? And to whom??~
--CharFound   You begin to rub $l temples, attempting to reduce $l stress.~
--OthersFound $n begins to rub $n's temples... $j begins to relax.~
--VictFound   $n begins to carefully massage your temples... Your stress melts away.~
--CharAuto    You rub your temples, your patience wearing thin.~
--OthersAuto  $n rubs $l temples, looking rather impatient.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        t#SOCIAL_END~ril~
--CharNoArg   You reach up and move a stray strand of hair from your eyes.~
--OthersNoArg $n reaches up to remove a stray whisp of hair from $l eyes.~
--CharFound   You gently move a stray whisp of hair from $n's eyes.~
--OthersFound $n reaches up to move a stray strand of hair from $n's eyes.~
--VictFound   $n gently pushes the hair from your eyes.~
--CharAuto    You reach up and move a stray strand of hair from your eyes.~
--OthersAuto  $n casually flips the hair from in front of $l eyes~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        thank~
--CharNoArg   Thank you too.~
--CharFound   You thank $n heartily.~
--OthersFound $n thanks $n heartily.~
--VictFound   $n thanks you heartily.~
--CharAuto    You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !~
--OthersAuto  $n thanks $kself since you won't.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        throttle~
--CharNoArg   Whom do you want to throttle?~
--CharFound   You throttle $k till $j is blue in the face.~
--OthersFound $n throttles $n about the neck, until $j passes out.  THUNK!~
--VictFound   $n throttles you about the neck until you pass out.  THUNK!~
--CharAuto    That might hurt!  Better not do it!~
--OthersAuto  $n is getting a crazy look in $l eye again.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        thwap~
--CharNoArg   You swing about in vain trying to thwap someone.~
--OthersNoArg $n tries in vain to thwap someone who isn't here.~
--CharFound   You THWAP $n for being a moron.~
--OthersFound $n THWAPS $n for being a moron.~
--VictFound   $n THWAPS you for being a moron. ~
--CharAuto    You thwap yourself in the forehead. You loser.~
--OthersAuto  $n thwaps $kself for being a moron.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        tickle~
--CharNoArg   Whom do you want to tickle?~
--CharFound   You tickle $n.~
--OthersFound $n tickles $n.~
--VictFound   $n tickles you - hee hee hee.~
--CharAuto    You tickle yourself, how funny!~
--OthersAuto  $n tickles $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        tingle~
--CharNoArg   You feel all warm and tingly!~
--OthersNoArg $n smiles contentedly, feeling all warm and tingly!~
--CharFound   You feel all tingly as you set your eyes upon $n!~
--OthersFound $n tingles with delight as $j is graced with a smile from $n.~
--VictFound   $n stares at you with a warm, tingly look on $l face! You slowly back away..~
--CharAuto    You feel all warm and tingly!~
--OthersAuto  $n smiles contentedly, feeling all warm and tingly!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        tipcap~
--CharNoArg   You tip your cap to everyone in the Space.~
--OthersNoArg $n tips $l cap to everyone in the Space.~
--CharFound   You tip your cap to $n.~
--OthersFound $n tips $l cap to $n. My how chivalrous!~
--VictFound   $n tips $l cap to you. My how chivalrous!~
--CharAuto    You tip your cap to yourself, hoping someone may take the hint and acknowledge your presence.~
--OthersAuto  $n tips $l cap to $kself, hoping in vain to have $l presence acknowledged.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        tissue~
--CharNoArg   You search for a tissue.~
--OthersNoArg $n searches for a tissue.~
--CharFound   You give $k a tissue. Awwww.~
--OthersFound $n gallantly gives $n a tissue.~
--VictFound   $n hands you a tissue in an attempt to ease your pain.~
--CharAuto    You search for a tissue. Hope you find one quickly.~
--OthersAuto  $n looks for a tissue. Poor baby :(.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        tkiss~
--CharNoArg   You will enjoy it more if you choose someone to kiss.~
--CharFound   You give $k a soft, t#SOCIAL_END~er kiss.~
--OthersFound $n gives $n a soft, t#SOCIAL_END~er kiss.~
--VictFound   $n gives you a soft, t#SOCIAL_END~er kiss.~
--CharAuto    You'd better not, people may start to talk!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        tomato~
--CharNoArg   You heft a large, rotten tomato and say "Ketchup anyone?"~
--OthersNoArg $n hefts a rotten tomato and wonders if you would like to come a bit closer.~
--CharFound   You whip a rotten tomato at $n!~
--OthersFound $n whips a rotten tomato at $n!~
--VictFound   $n whips a rotten tomato at you! SPLAT!!!~
--CharAuto    You toss a tomato straight up in the air.  SPLAT!!  Boy it looks like you got tomato sauce all over your face.~
--OthersAuto  Look out!! $n is the wild tomato tosser everyone warned you about.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        tongue~
--CharNoArg   You stick your tongue out. How childish!~
--OthersNoArg $n sticks $l tongue out.  How juvenile of $k!~
--CharFound   You stick out your tongue at $n.  How impressed $j is with you now!~
--OthersFound $n sticks $l tongue out at $n, apparently thinking this will impress $k.  Whadda jerk!~
--VictFound   $n sticks $l tongue out at you, apparently thinking it will impress you.  Whadda fool!~
--CharAuto    You stick your tongue out. How childish!~
--OthersAuto  $n sticks $l tongue out. How juveneille of $k!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        torture~
--CharNoArg   You have to torture someone!~
--CharFound   You torture $k with rusty weapons, Mwaahhhhh!!~
--OthersFound $n tortures $n with rusty weapons, $j must have been REAL bad!~
--VictFound   $n tortures you with rusty weapons!  What did you DO!?!~
--CharAuto    You torture yourself with rusty weapons.  Was it good for you?~
--OthersAuto  $n tortures $kself with rusty weapons.  Looks like $j enjoys it!?~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        touche~
--CharNoArg   With a cry of 'TOUCHE!' you smite your imaginary opponent.~
--OthersNoArg $n waves $l sword around in the air, doing $l Zorro impression or something.~
--CharFound   You touch your sword to $l chest and say 'Touche!'~
--OthersFound $n touches $l sword to $n's chest and says 'Touche!'~
--VictFound   $n touches $l sword to your chest and says 'Touche!'~
--CharAuto    With an amazing flourish of steel, you drive your sword into your own chest.~
--OthersAuto  $n drives $l sword into $l own chest and gurgles, 'Touche..' before falling dead.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        tralala~
--CharNoArg   You try to sing. Best you can manage is 'tra la la'.~
--OthersNoArg $n goes 'tra la la'~
--CharFound   You croon to $n 'tra la la'.~
--OthersFound $n croons to $n 'tra la la'.~
--VictFound   $n croons to you 'tra la la'.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        tsk~
--CharNoArg   You tsk.~
--OthersNoArg $n tsks.~
--CharFound   You tsk at $n.~
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and says 'tsk tsk tsk'.~
--VictFound   $n looks at you, shakes $l head and says 'tsk tsk tsk'.~
--CharAuto    You want to tsk yourself? I don't think so.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        tuck~
--CharNoArg   You search in vain for someone to tuck you in.~
--OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to tuck $k in.~
--CharFound   You smile at $n and tuck $k into bed.~
--OthersFound $n smiles at $n and tucks $k into bed.~
--VictFound   $n tucks you into bed and smiles at you.~
--CharAuto    You tuck yourself into a ball and roll across the Space.~
--OthersAuto  $n tucks $kself into a ball and rolls across the Space.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        tummy~
--CharNoArg   You rub your tummy and wish you'd bought a pie at the bakery.~
--OthersNoArg $n rubs $l tummy and wishes $j'd bought a pie at the bakery.~
--CharFound   You rub your tummy and ask $k for some food.~
--OthersFound $n rubs $l tummy and asks $n for some food.~
--VictFound   $n rubs $l tummy and asks you for some food.  Please?~
--CharAuto    You rub your tummy and wish you'd bought a pie at the bakery.~
--OthersAuto  $n rubs $l tummy and wishes $j'd bought a pie at the bakery.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        turkey~
--CharNoArg   You stand up full and gobble like a turkey.~
--OthersNoArg $n rises up and gobbles like a turkey.~
--CharFound   You look at $n and think what a turkey!~
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and thinks, "What a turkey!"~
--VictFound   $n looks at you and wishes you were a big turkey. Is Thanksgiving coming?~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        turtle~
--CharNoArg   You pull your head back into your shell.~
--OthersNoArg $n pulls $l head back into $l shell.~
--CharFound   You pull your head back into your shell in an effort to hide from $n.~
--OthersFound $n pulls $l head back into $l head in an effort to hide from $n.~
--VictFound   $n pulls $l head back into $l shell in an effort to hide from you.~
--CharAuto    You want to turn into a turtle? Try building a cocoon!~
--OthersAuto  $n wants to be a turtle. Perhaps $j should build a cocoon!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        twiddle~
--CharNoArg   You patiently twiddle your thumbs.~
--OthersNoArg $n patiently twiddles $l thumbs.~
--CharFound   You twiddle $l ears.~
--OthersFound $n twiddles $n's ears.~
--VictFound   $n twiddles your ears.~
--CharAuto    You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.~
--OthersAuto  $n twiddles $l own ears like Dumbo.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        twitch~
--CharNoArg   You twitch nervously.~
--OthersNoArg $n twitches nervously.~
--CharFound   Your left eye begins to twitch uncontrollably.~
--OthersFound $n begins to twitch uncontrollably.~
--VictFound   $n twitches repeatedly.~
--CharAuto    You twitch.~
--OthersAuto  $n is twitching uncontrollably.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        type~
--CharNoArg   You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.~
--OthersNoArg $n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~
--CharFound   You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.~
--OthersFound $n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~
--VictFound   $n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~
--CharAuto    You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.~
--OthersAuto  $n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        ugh~
--CharNoArg   You scratch your head and say, "uggghh, I should know this."~
--OthersNoArg $n scratches $l head and says, "Ugggggh, I should know this."~
--CharFound   You take one look at $n and run away screaming "Uggggggh!"~
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and screams, "Ugggggggghhhhh!  in pure terror! ~
--VictFound   $n covers $l eyes and runs off screaming, "UGGGGGH!", after looking at you.~
--CharAuto    You ugh at yourself in contempt.~
--OthersAuto  $n catches a glimpse of $lelf in a mirror and screams, "UGGGGGGGGH"!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        uplift~
--CharNoArg   You summon a mystical hand to provide aid.~
--OthersNoArg $n tries to summon a mystical hand to do $l bidding.~
--CharFound   You summon a healing hand for $n, but it backfires! A demon hand appears and begins to thrash $k about the head repeatedly!~
--OthersFound $n is slapped from afar by a strange mystical hand.~
--VictFound   A mystical hand appears in front of you and *THWAPS* you hard!~
--CharAuto    You attempt to summon a mystical hand to do your bidding.~
--OthersAuto  You watch in horror as the mystical hand is summoned by $n.  The spell backfires and the hand begins to beat $k senseless!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        vbite~
--CharNoArg   You bare your fangs.~
--OthersNoArg $n bares $l fangs and peers around nonchalantly.~
--CharFound   You sensually brush $n's neck with your lips before sucking $l blood!~
--OthersFound $n softly brushes $n's neck with $l lips, and then BITES!~
--VictFound   $n bites your neck! Ouchhhh!~
--CharAuto    Now, if you could bite your own neck..I'd worry.~
--OthersAuto  $n is in danger of hurting $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        village~
--CharNoArg   You know there's a village idiot in every village. Why can't you find it here?? You boggle.~
--OthersNoArg $n searches for the town imbecile in vain. You notice the "Village Idiot" sign attached to $l armor.~
--CharFound   You dub $n the new Village idiot.~
--OthersFound $n proudly introduces $n, the Village Idiot!~
--VictFound   $n has dubbed thee Village Idiot! Congratulations!~
--CharAuto    Ack! You realize you're the village idiot they all talk about!~
--OthersAuto  $n prances around proclaiming $kself village idiot!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        waddle~
--CharNoArg   You waddle around, imitating a penguin.~
--OthersNoArg $n waddles around imitating a penguin.  Maybe $j will squawk next!~
--CharFound   You waddle at $n, like a penguin!~
--OthersFound $n waddles at $n like a penguin! Maybe $j will squawk next!~
--VictFound   $n waddles at you like a penguin! Maybe $j will squawk next!~
--CharAuto    You waddle at yourself like a penguin! Feeling alright?~
--OthersAuto  $n waddles at $kself like a penguin! Wonder if $j is feeling alright.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        waggle~
--CharNoArg   You waggle your finger at nothing! Feeling delusional?~
--OthersNoArg $n waggles $l finger at nothing.  Is $j feeling ok?~
--CharFound   You waggle your finger at $n.  What did $j do?~
--OthersFound $n waggles $l finger at $n, for some reason.~
--VictFound   $n waggles $l finger at you! What did you do?'~
--CharAuto    You waggle your finger at yourself! Have you lost it?~
--OthersAuto  $n waggles $l finger at $kself! $j is really gone now...~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        wave~
--CharNoArg   You wave.~
--OthersNoArg $n waves happily.~
--CharFound   You wave goodbye to $n.~
--OthersFound $n waves goodbye to $n.~
--VictFound   $n waves goodbye to you.  Have a good journey.~
--CharAuto    Are you going on adventures as well?~
--OthersAuto  $n waves goodbye to $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        wedgie~
--CharNoArg   You give the air a wedgie??~
--OthersNoArg $n gives the air a wedgie? What a weirdo!!~
--CharFound   You give $n a monster wedgie! OWWWW!!!~
--OthersFound $n gives $n a wedgie, run or you might be next!~
--VictFound   Your leggings violently go into your butt as $n gives you a monster wedgie! OWWWW!!!~
--CharAuto    You give yourself a wedgie??--Kinky!!~
--OthersAuto  $n pulls $l leggings up violently! --Kinky!!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        weep~
--CharNoArg   You weep uncontrollably. You are unconsolable.~
--OthersNoArg $n begins to weep uncontrollably breaking down into a huge sobbing fit.~
--CharFound   You begin to weep uncontrollably. What has $n done to make you so unconsolable?~
--OthersFound $n begins to weep uncontrollably. What has $n done to make $k so unconsolable?~
--VictFound   $n begins to weep uncontrollably. What have you done to $k?~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        what~
--CharNoArg   You ask, "what?"~
--OthersNoArg $n asks, "what?"~
--CharFound   You ask $n, "what?"~
--OthersFound $n asks $n, "what?"~
--VictFound   $n asks you, "what?"~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        whee~
--CharNoArg   You jump up into the air and shout, "Wheeeee!"~
--OthersNoArg $n jumps up into the air and hollers, "Wheeeee!"~
--CharFound   You are so happy to see $n you jump into the air and holler, "Wheeeeeee!"~
--OthersFound $n is so happy to see $n that $j jumps into the air and hollers, "Wheeeeee!"~
--VictFound   $n is so happy to see you that $j jumps into the air and hollers, "Wheeeeee!"~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        when~
--CharNoArg   You ask, "when?"~
--OthersNoArg $n asks, "when?"~
--CharFound   You ask $n, "when?"~
--OthersFound $n asks $n, "when?"~
--VictFound   $n asks you, "when?"~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        whimper~
--CharNoArg   You whimper loud enough for the entire Space to hear.~
--OthersNoArg $n whimpers loudly.~
--CharFound   You whimper in fear of $n.~
--OthersFound $n whimpers in fear of $n.~
--VictFound   $n whimpers in fear of you.~
--CharAuto    You whimper quietly to yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n whimpers quietly in the corner.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        whine~
--CharNoArg   You whine like the great whiners of the century.~
--OthersNoArg $n whines 'I want to be an immortal already.  I need more hitpoints..I...'~
--CharFound   You whine to $k like the great whiners of the century.~
--OthersFound $n whines to $n 'I want to be an immortal already.  I need more hp...I..'~
--VictFound   $n whines to you 'I want to be an immortal already.  I need more hp...I...'~
--CharAuto    You whine like the great whiners of the century.~
--OthersAuto  $n whines 'I want to be an immortal already.  I need more hitpoints..I...'~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        whistle~
--CharNoArg   You whistle appreciatively.~
--OthersNoArg $n whistles appreciatively.~
--CharFound   You whistle at the sight of $k.~
--OthersFound $n whistles at the sight of $n.~
--VictFound   $n whistles at the sight of you.~
--CharAuto    You whistle a little tune to yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n whistles a little tune to $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        why~
--CharNoArg   You look up at the heavens and cry out, "why? why? why?"~
--OthersNoArg $n looks up at the heavens and cries out, "why? why? why?"~
--CharFound   You ask $n, "why? why? why?"~
--OthersFound $n asks $n, "why? why? why?"~
--VictFound   $n asks you, "why? why? why?"~
--CharAuto    You look up at the heavens and ask, "why me?"~
--OthersAuto  $n looks up at the heavens and asks, "why me?"~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        wicked~
--CharNoArg   Your face lights up as you exclaim, "Wicked!"~
--OthersNoArg $n's face lights up as $j exclaims, "Wicked!"~
--CharFound   You look at $n and exclaim, "Wicked!"~
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and exclaims, "Wicked!"~
--VictFound   $n looks at you and exclaims, "Wicked!"~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        wiggle~
--CharNoArg   You wiggle your bottom.~
--OthersNoArg $n wiggles $l bottom.~
--CharFound   You wiggle your bottom toward $k.~
--OthersFound $n wiggles $l bottom toward $n.~
--VictFound   $n wiggles $l bottom towards you.~
--CharAuto    You wiggle about like a fish.~
--OthersAuto  $n wiggles about like a fish.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        wince~
--CharNoArg   You wince.  Ouch!~
--OthersNoArg $n winces.  Ouch!~
--CharFound   You wince at $k.~
--OthersFound $n winces at $n.~
--VictFound   $n winces at you.~
--CharAuto    You wince at yourself.  Ouch!~
--OthersAuto  $n winces at $kself.  Ouch!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        wink~
--CharNoArg   You wink suggestively.~
--OthersNoArg $n winks suggestively.~
--CharFound   You wink suggestively at $n.~
--OthersFound $n winks at $n.~
--VictFound   $n winks suggestively at you.~
--CharAuto    You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to ?~
--OthersAuto  $n winks at $kself - something strange is going on...~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        witch~
--CharNoArg   You announce to all that you are indeed a witch!~
--OthersNoArg $n announces that $j is a witch. You wonder where that frog came from.~
--CharFound   You whisper to $n that you are a witch. $n is afraid you will turn $k into a frog.~
--OthersFound $n informs $n that $j is a witch and is trying to remember the spell to turn $n into a frog.~
--VictFound   $n informs you $j is a witch and is trying to remember the spell to turn you into a frog.~
--CharAuto    You think you are a witch? Hmmm ... you could be right.~
--OthersAuto  $n thinks $j is a witch and $j probably is right.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        women~
--CharNoArg   You wonder why women go to the bathSpace together.~
--OthersNoArg $n ponders why women do the things they do.~
--CharFound   You shrug in response to $n and say "women, can't live with em, can't shoot em and get away with it"~
--OthersFound $n tries to explain the mystery of women and the way they think to $n, with no apparant luck.~
--VictFound   $n says "Bah..women, i don't understand them", to you.~
--CharAuto    You wish you could understand women, why do they do that??~
--OthersAuto  $n tries to figure out women, get back to $k in a couple hundred years.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        woof~
--CharNoArg   You lift your head towards the moon and cry, "Wooooof"~
--OthersNoArg $n looks around and barks, "woof!"~
--CharFound   You look at $n and "woof" loudly.~
--OthersFound $n barks at $n. (The asylum may be short a few clients)~
--VictFound   $n looks at you and says, "woof, woof, woof!"~
--CharAuto    You bark at yourself.  (The mud administrators suggest you seek professional help)~
--OthersAuto  The mud administrators suggest $n seek professional help as barking is not a normal action.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        woohoo~
--CharNoArg   You grin and shout 'WooHoo!!!'~
--OthersNoArg $n grins and shouts 'WooHoo!!!'.~
--CharFound   You grin at $n and shout 'WooHoo!!!'.~
--OthersFound $n grins at $n and shouts 'WooHoo!!!'.~
--VictFound   $n grins at you and shouts 'WooHoo!!!'.~
--CharAuto    You shout 'WooHoo!!!'.~
--OthersAuto  $n shouts 'WooHoo!!!'.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        worship~
--CharNoArg   You worship the powers that be.~
--OthersNoArg $n worships the powers that be.~
--CharFound   You drop to your knees in homage of $k.~
--OthersFound $n prostrates $kself before $n.~
--VictFound   $n believes you are all powerful.~
--CharAuto    You worship yourself.~
--OthersAuto  $n worships $kself - ah, the conceitedness of it all.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        wriggle~
--CharNoArg   You wriggle your toes for all to see. Oooh! You sexy thing!~
--OthersNoArg $n wriggles $l toes for all to see. Oooh! What a sexy thing!~
--CharFound   You wriggle your sexy toes for $n. Ooooh! You sexy thing!~
--OthersFound $n wriggles $l toes for $n. Oooh! What a sexy thing $j is!~
--VictFound   $n wriggles $l toes for you. Oooh. What a sexy thing $j is!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        xena~
--CharNoArg   You make like Xena and puff out your chest!~
--OthersNoArg $n makes like Xena and puffs out $l chest.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        yabba~
--CharNoArg   You jump into the air and holler, "Yabba Dabba Doo!"~
--OthersNoArg $n jumps up and hollers, "Yabba Dabba Doo!"~
--CharFound   You look at $n and holler, "Yabba Dabba Doo!"~
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and hollers, "Yabba Dabba Doo!"~
--VictFound   $n looks at you and hollers, "Yabba Dabba Doo!"~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        yawn~
--CharNoArg   You must be tired.~
--OthersNoArg $n yawns.~
--CharFound   You yawn widely in the middle of $l sentence.~
--OthersFound $n yawns widely while $n prattles on.~
--VictFound   $n yawns widely in the middle of your sentence.~
--CharAuto    Even boring yourself now, eh?~
--OthersAuto  $n yawns, apparently boring even $kself.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        yoga~
--CharNoArg   You begin to do some yogic meditations.~
--OthersNoArg $n begins to do some yogic meditations. Ooooo.~
--CharFound   You begin to show $n some of your yogic flying.~
--OthersFound $n begins showing $n some yogic flying techniques.~
--VictFound   $n begins showing you some yogic flying techniques.~
--CharAuto    You jump up in the air and begin yogic flying!~
--OthersAuto  $n jumps up in the air and begins to  yoga fly around the Space.~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        yoyo~
--CharNoArg   You whip out a yoyo and begin to play with it.~
--OthersNoArg $n whips out a yoyo and begins to play with it.~
--CharFound   You look at $n and think, "What a yoyo!"~
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and thinks, "What a yoyo!"~
--VictFound   $n looks at you and thinks, "What a yoyo!"~
--CharAuto    You wish you were a yoyo? Get a grip!~
--OthersAuto  $n wishes $j was a yoyo. $n is a nutbar!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        yummy~
--CharNoArg   Your rub your tummy and say "Yummy!".~
--OthersNoArg $n rubs $l tummy and exclaims, "Yummy!"~
--CharFound   You look at $n and exclaim, "Yummy!"~
--OthersFound $n looks at $n and exclaims, "Yummy!"~
--VictFound   $n looks at you and exclaims, "Yummy!"~
--CharAuto    You think you are yummy? How conceited!~
--OthersAuto  $n thinks $j is yummy. How conceited!~
--#SOCIAL_END~
--
--#SOCIAL~
--Name        zombie~
--CharNoArg   You shuffle through the Space, a dazed look on your face, gurgling randomly.  Maybe it's time to log off...~
--OthersNoArg $n shuffles through the Space, a dazed look on $l face, gurgling randomly. Maybe it's time to logoff...~
--CharFound   You eye $n hungrily, uttering the word, 'Brraaaaaiiiinnnssss...'~
--OthersFound $n eyes $n hungrily, and utters the word 'Braaaaiiiinnnnnns...' Hrm, maybe it's time to get outta here.~
--VictFound   $n eyes $n hungrily, and utters the word 'Braaaaiiiinnnnnsss...' Better leave before $j turns on you...~
--CharAuto    You look into the mirror and see a hallow eyed, slack jawed, drooling, sleep deprived creature staring back at you.~
--OthersAuto  $n wanders around the Space, a slack jawed, drooling, sleep deprived creature, mumbling something about brains...~
--#SOCIAL_END~

-- EOF